Pyro Modern Picnic Table DIY Kit
And maybe by the time you finish DIY-ing Pyro's Maria modern picnic table kit, it will be safe again to go outside and use it! Just kidding.
It probably won't be.
Pyro's contemporized take on the classic outdoor burger-and-dog-eatin' oasis features standout oblong end pieces made from machine-cut 11 gauge hot roll steel that Pyro hand oils with a proprietary finish for moisture protection. They're designed so you can source lumber locally, and build a custom picnic table the exact length you want, or that fits in your chosen space. Pyro says if you go with 2 x 6 lumber, your Maria will be 30-1/4" tall x 58-1/4" wide, and comfortably seat up to 8 adults. Total lumber costs should be $50 or less.
The DIY picnic table kit also comes with the steel frame pieces you'll need to secure your boards at the table's underside. If you're interested in having Maria spruce up your garden this summer, but aren't the most proficient DIY-er, know that Pyro makes these kits for assembly by "anyone" with knowledge and possession of "the most basic tools."
Muchas danke to The Awesomer.
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