Star Wars Wampa Bean Bag Chair
On the one hand, it's risky business to seek comfort from a hostile Wampa, but on the other hand, at least the Wampa turned into this Wampa Bean Bag Chair is injured. On the hand, as a matter of fact. The whole arm, really. It's been sliced off - courtesy of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber - and is now available for you to use as a pillow prop for your head, or your own arm, should you choose to take a load off in the Wampa Bean Bag Chair while enjoying a beer or a game of Mario Kart.
The Wampa Bean Bag chair is new Star Wars merch for 2019, conveniently available to purchase just in time for the holiday season for those of you seeking gifts for kids and gifts for geeks. And if you're wondering where the Hoth you're going to put a Wampa Bean Bag Chair, might I suggest right on top of a Wampa Rug.
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