XXL Sand Crab Floor Pillow
- Octopus Plush Pillow - $48.95
- Puppy Dog Stuffed Animal Pillow - $65.99
- Puzzled Crab Stylish Plush Pillow - $24.98
- Plush Cute Seal Pillow - $17.99
Even PETA has to admit that these gigantic stuffed crabs are very cute. No idea what species of crab it is, or where they were caught, but I'm sure the folks over at Big Stuffed are just that after sucking the delicious meat out of these bad boys.
And in our want not waste not world, they've reused the skin as a pillow case and repurposed these gigantic would be Japanese movie villains into something much more palatable to top of the food chain dwellers. Pillows. No indications were given on how they were able to soften the hard carapace. Perhaps they were caught mid molt.
Big Stuffed offers a host of meal pillows made from baby sea creatures as well. Baby Whales (high in cholesterol we're told, but very soft), Octopuses and Manatees.
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