Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set
Beware the Dark Side? Looks more like Cheers to the Dark Side! to me with this Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set. JoyJolt has a whole line of Star Wars glassware, but this highball nod Galactic Empire gets this dude's special nod of approval thanks to its "dual-art statement of might and loyalty."
Hmmm. Might (Vader). And loyalty (Stormtrooper). It's a nice sentiment, and packages really well for product copy, but if we're choosing a single word to describe each character depicted on the Dark Side tumblers, we'd be better served by, "Might and Incompetence." Or, if you'll give me three words for the Troopers, "Might and Can't Hit Anything."
The Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glasses come in pairs, and each holds 18.5 ounces of your favorite Sith-infused cocktail or sodie.
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