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Kraken Dildo

Posted: March 16, 2022
Kraken Dildo
$9.99
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Unleash the Kraken Dildo! Seven inches long and suction-cup ready for anal penetration! ... Uh, what? On second thought, dude, keep that thing to yourself. I'm still reeling over the Corn Dog Butt Plug.

The Kraken Dildo is a set of spiraling squid tentacles whose bulging suckers and black-lacquer thermoplastic rubber composition give it a formidable appearance, and suggest this is not a sex toy for the faint of heart. Or rather, sphincter. However, the dildo's makers insist it has a "delicate texture" that can "not only increase friction and better stimulate the inner wall of your vagina or anus, but also ensure that the animal dildo can slip in like butter and fill you up." So, yeah. There's that.

I'm still not into it, though. If I have to introduce my genitals to a kraken, I'll go with the Kraken Male Vibrator over the Kraken Dildo any day.

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