McDonald's Quarter Pounder Scented Candle Pack
Huh. I woulda thought scented candles would be something they'd make to cover up the smell of McDonald's Quarter Pounders in your home. But I guess that's if you're making candles for wives and mamas who don't want aromas of bun, ketchup, pickle, cheese, onion, and 100% fresh beef wafting through their living rooms in perpetuity. Or at least for the 25 hours McDonald's says it will take for their Quarter Pounder Scented Candle Pack's wax to burn away.
But here it seems McDonald's wasn't cookin' up the wax with the ladies in mind. The 6-strong Quarter Pounder Scented Candle Pack has gift for a man written all over it.
Though even my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, has to admit both the visuals and the scentuals of a deconstructed Quarter Pounder burning as the table's centerpiece at our next dinner party would be pretty grand. No, make that Royale...with cheese.