Prone Cushion
- Elviros Cervical Memory Foam Pillow - $49.99
- Sleepnitez 8" Bed Wedge Pillow - $57.97
- SnugStop Bed Wedge Pillow Stopper - $31.99
- BLISSBURY Stomach Sleeping Pillow - $39.99
Prone Cushion, huh? They say it's the world's first cushion designed for ergonomic support while lying down, and specifically while lying on your belly reading, laptopping, or zombie-watching TikTok videos. But this "Prone Cushion" just looks to me like someone re-spun the Liberator Wedge into a pillow you can also use while not having sex.
The Prone Cushion claims to help correct your horizontal posture, and relieve stress on your back, neck, and shoulders. Its ergonomic design includes adjustable legs with 3 different height and angle settings to accommodate people of all sizes, and in various propped-up positions. While "prone" means belly-down, the Prone Cushion can also snuggle your spine belly-up, and seated up against a vertical surface.
If you're ready for some tummy time with the Prone Cushion, pledge for one of your own here on Kickstarter through July 2, 2022.
/the-royal-purple-no-pressure-22403.jpg "The Royal Purple No-Pressure Seat Cushion")
The Royal Purple No-Pressure Seat Cushion
Check out this video of a dude sitting on an egg without breaking it. It's Purple's most viral-icious way of depicting their seat cushions' #1 selling point: put your butt on a Purple and you'll feel like you're sitting...
/bauhutte-knee-cushion-laptop-60653.jpg?mode=crop "Bauhutte Knee Cushion Laptop Table")
Bauhutte Knee Cushion Laptop Table
No desk? No problem. The Bauhutte Knee Cushion Laptop Table is a useful and snazzy gift for teens and students without a lot of space to do their work (and, more importantly, their gaming). The spin on a lap desk could...
/magnus-magnetic-play-couch-48912.jpg?mode=crop "Magnus Magnetic Play Couch")
Magnus Magnetic Play Couch
Magnus is a couch. It's also a fort. A flying car. A Wipeout obstacle. And while Magnus will require some of your kids' imagination to make it into these things, it will also help them out along the way by actually transforming...
/giant-fluffy-floor-cushion-60866.jpg?mode=crop "Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion")
Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion
I will take one Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion, please. Plus everything else in that hygge-lookin' room with it. Including, probably, the walls and house the room sits inside. Oh, but not the lady in the Christmas PJs lying...
/wellness-walking-cushion-60765.jpg?mode=crop "Wellness Walking Cushion")
Wellness Walking Cushion
Who likes to walk in the sand? Who likes the idea, but not the look, of a treadmill? And most of all, who likes high-knee marching in place? Yeah, that last one is a real narrower of the field, huh? Well, for the 11 of...
Viotek Heating & Cooling Car Seat Cushion
For all the Goldilockses out there who are too hot in their cars in the summer, and then too cold in the winter, Viotek has a solution for you. For all the couples who can't drive anywhere together without fighting over...
/therm-a-rest-z-lite-sol-22940.jpg?mode=crop "Therm-a-Rest Z Lite Sol Mattress")
Therm-a-Rest Z Lite Sol Mattress
I just finished a 8-mile hike that had 1,000' of elevation gain per mile on the way up. And now all I want to do is curl up on the couch and bask in my man stink for a while, but my girlfriend says if I touch my body...
Zen Stone Floor Pillows
Get your rocks off as you take a load off with this cushy set of optical illusions. Zen Stone Floor Pillows will add a tranquil, yet quirky kind of visual interest to any room with floor space to fill, and floor lounging...
Outdoor Boulder Cushions
Ronel Jordaan and her estrogen-driven staff hand spin these near optical illusions from 100% Merino wool. The strikingly realistic woolen mammoths epitomize haute minimalist design, with the unexpected perk of being plush...
/bumpshox-front-car-bumper-27950.jpg "BumpShox Front Car Bumper Guard")
BumpShox Front Car Bumper Guard
I wonder if the BumpShox bumper guard protects the cars you bump from damage. If so, I'm definitely getting one for mysel...my future wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. She, uh, failed parallel parking in her driver's exam...
/sara-hayat-modular-tetris-54108.jpg?mode=crop "Sara Hayat Modular Tetris Couches")
Sara Hayat Modular Tetris Couches
T3 and T4 are the unassuming names for the very standout Tetris-style couches Sara Hayat includes in her modular furniture collection. A pile of colorful tetromino cushions link together to form a clean, modern sofa...
/lego-building-brick-pillows-40615.jpg?mode=crop "LEGO Building Brick Pillows")
LEGO Building Brick Pillows
The first LEGOs ever that won't make you wince and recoil in pain if you step on them! In fact, foot contact with these plush-stuffed LEGO pillows is encouraged. Arm, back, and butt contact too...