The Dragon Sex Calendar
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I can't believe it! Just yesterday I was thinking about cartoon sex--albeit between people, not dragons--and today I find a whole calendar of cartoon sex stills! And you know what: I think the thinking thinks even better subbing in the dragons.
Noble and menacing beasts caught in the act of coitus. This gift has Boss and Son's Smokin' Hot 2nd Grade Teacher written all over it. And speaking of kids, for the parents out there who agree that the birds & the bees schtick is getting old, why not let these photographic descriptions of fairy tales' most elegant winged creatures teach your sons about the topic that will soon dominate their thoughts every 7 seconds for the rest of their lives? In a mere 12-pack of drawings, the dragons pretty much have all of the important sex bases covered: blowjobs; S&M; and accidentally destroying entire villages in the fiery throes of passion.
The 2015 Dragon Sex Calendar hits spanks bedroom walls and office cubes thanks to the brilliant and dirty minds of 8 different international artists who convened to devise "a new era in beauty and erotica." The humping darlings of mythology are depicted in 13 loins-tingling tableaus created from acrylics, watercolor, pencil, and digital paint. Those who order their 2015 calendars now will also receive a complimentary hi-res image (1024 x 768) of one of the artists' takes on dragon nookie to use as wallpaper/instant lady bait for their computers.
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