Protected By F Around and Find Out Home Security Sign
I'm not sure if this Protected By F Around and Find Out Home Security Sign will prevent thieves from breaking into your house, or encourage them to do it. I mean, some people just can't pass up a challenge. And others, they can't stand the not knowing what will happen if they fuck around. They need to find out!
The F-bomb-dropping home security signs are made of 1/4" thick maple or birch plywood. You can order them in 10" or 12" sizes.
And since staking a sign in your yard with the F word featured prominently, regardless of its fine wood and laser-engraved construction, might earn you the ire of your neighbors, the Protected By Fuck Around and Find Out Home Security Sign also appears to come in a Mess Around and Find Out version.
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