The Fingercrab
Thing, is that you? How'd you get crabs? My money's on Cousin Itt. No? It was Uncle Fester?! How? He's so bald he doesn't even have eyebrows!
Well. Guess it's none of my business anyway.
I don't know if Clay Per Day's resin-sculpted, handpainted Fingercrab is meant to be home to The Addams Family's Thing, or just some other Thing-like thing, but it's clearly intended to be a realistic thing without being a real thing, and that's thing enough to creep me out.
If you need some decor for your next Halloween party, or a movie prop for your next horror flick, The Fingercrab would be happy to lend a hand. Well, more like a shell....
Blown Glass Hermit Crab Shells
It's time to play Big Brother to our hermit crabs. No more covert ops in your sea shells, no more partaking in nefarious activities tucked away out of sight. Robert DuGrenier has your number, you sneaky crustaceans. From...
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Yomo Simple Sushi Maker
People always talk about sushi making as this formidable, elusive craft that many have tried, but all but the most elite and Jiro-Ono-blessed have failed to execute well. And while I basically agree with this assessment...
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Lobster Sandals
Oooh, lobster sandals to match my sunburn, and everyone's favorite thing to say when I get a sunburn: "Dude's red as a lobster."...
Crab Multi-Tool
Highly functional with myriad practical skills, but very, very crabby. How lucky I am to have found the multi-tool version of the girlfriend who will come home to me after a full Black Friday of shopping...
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Sitka Salmon Shares Subscription Seafood Collective
I had the opportunity - the honor, really - to try one of Sitka Salmon Shares' Seafood Share Boxes. It was a 4-pound dream team of wild Alaskan Coho salmon and wild Alaskan halibut caught and filleted by a small collective...
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XXL Sand Crab Floor Pillow
Even PETA has to admit that these gigantic stuffed crabs are very cute. No idea what species of crab it is, or where they were caught, but I'm sure the folks over at Big Stuffed are just that after sucking the delicious...
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Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair
Design Toscano's Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair is going to be sit-down hit with ocean lovers, aquarium enthusiasts, and owners of crab shacks. Those who won't love chillin' on a big ol' crab chair: lobsters. They...
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Blue Crab Beverage Tub
His name is Carlos, the uncelebrated blue crab cousin of the feisty red Rasta Sebastian. Having been denied Disney animated stardom, he accepted an offer from Frontgate to become a beverage tub. It's not the worst gig...
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Crab Decanter
Crab your favorite bottle of Pinot and let this immaculately blown glass crustacean regurgitate it into a perfectly decanted, beautiful bottle of red. Crab Decanter maker Ignite Glass Studios, which brought us the equally...
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Collapsible Middle Finger
The wind up F you is one you'll always have, er, on hand and all, but this Collapsible Middle Finger accessory will make an even bolder statement when used to pepper your gestures and enhance your communication skills...
Fidget Rings
Maybe you fidget because you're anxious. Because you're bored. Because you have ADHD. Because you're 5 minutes away from walking into the biggest interview of your life. Because you just drank 11 cups of coffee. Now fidgeters...
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Finger & Toe Ice Packs
These Finger & Toe Ice Packs from Penguin Fingers (kudos to whomever came up with that fine name!) could be a bonanza of a find to the jammed, sprained, and swollen digits and piggies of you dudes and ladies, but this...