Japanese Steel Pruning Shears
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These Garden Elite Japanese steel pruning shears are a fun reminder that it's almost time for spring cleaning. And all the weeding, trimming, mowing, and mulching you'll get to spend 3 straight weekends, and many doses of ibuprofen, doing to get your yard pimped out for summer. But at least there's that payoff: summer. Grilling, lounging, and dicking around amidst the tidy and flourishing fruits of your labor. A little pruning now, a lot of basking later.
Garden Elite slides high-carbon Japanese SK-5 steel blades into an ergonomic, forged aluminum handle coated with non-slip rubber grips and capped with an easily activated thumb lock. The blades were designed specifically for cutting tools, and to hold a sharp edge for extended periods of time, ensuring clean and straight cuts through brush and branches up to 1". The blade is also coated with nonstick Teflon so it won't gunk up with sap or debris, or create friction during use.
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