Eagle Claw Tactical Keychain Tool
The Eagle Claw Takes! No! Prisoners! Made of titanium and sharpened to a fine and ominous talon point, this beastly weapon slashes through skin and impales vital organs hooks over door handles and punches elevator buttons so you don't have to touch them!
The Eagle Claw EDC is sized and fashioned to fit a keychain, with a 5mm hole drilled at the grip end of the tool, and an overall length of 58mm (2.3"). A notched nub serves as the Claw's grip, ensuring a no-slip hold as you gouge the eyes out of your enemies, and avoid at all costs making contact with germy grocery store and UPS delivery tablet touchscreens.
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