Here's a little something for your next interrogation. The Victoper 200,000-Lumen Spotlight doesn't just illuminate, it does the Lord's work. With advanced P70 light chips whose irradiation distance reaches 2,624', it...

Bad news: the 9-Foot Alien Abduction Inflatable does not include the pictured inflatable cow getting beamed up into the UFO for its inevitable anal probe. Good news: you can get an inflatable cow that will fit inside...

The Crocs Classic Cowboy Boot. Sigh. Dudes. Ladies. Throughout these pages, over these years, I feel I have already shared every insult, every disparaging remark, every ounce of hatred I have for Crocs "footwear." And...

I do like to conceal me some things. And while outlets aren't really at the top of that list, I do appreciate the tidiness and improved aesthetic Sleek Socket Outlet Concealers can bring to all the snakes and snake's...

Anyone you know love maps and conflict with equal gusto? Well look no further than Battles Map by Map as the perfect gift for your favorite warmongering cartophile! (Military and history buffs will probably dig it too.)...

I'm not sure I'd pay over $250 for a jacket, and I definitely wouldn't pay over $250 for a shirt, but a Relwen Moleskin Twill Insulated Shirtjacket? A twofer?! ... I'll mull it over...

Bleeding candles are nothing new...huh. What a weird truth. I can think of at least 2 types of bleeding candle I have already shown you - The Melting Hand Bloody Candle and Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle...

Life (i.e., your carpentry or sewing project) throw you a curveball? Roll with it. Crichton Coins are simple measuring tools that roll around curves and complex design details to provide the accurate measurements that...

Ringo Water Bottles and their attached MagSafe phone holders are snazzy and all, but how many times do you really need an impromptu mount that doesn't involve a willing partner?...

I think the Flegg's functionality is very cool - it's an egg ring that allows the user to flip and serve fried eggs easy-peasy, with no broken yolks, no misplacements on the plate, and no unwanted encounters with the...

This LED projector attaches to dog collars to project...dogs...on the ground in front of your...dog. But, but...why? Because dogs appreciate other dogs lighting their way in the dark? Because dogs are pack animals and...

Neville Boston calls metal license plates "a 19th century feature of 21st century life." Boston is the co-founder of Reviver, a company that has launched digital license plates called RPlates, in an effort to make your...

The Dihydrogen Monoxide Warning Sticker is a must-have precaution for anyone with a swimming pool, a showerhead, or a Darth Vader Tea Kettle. Better safe than sued, right?...

Hefty describes this box of trash bags as "Ultra Strong Cinnamon Pumpkin Spice," and while I'm assuming the first part refers to the tensile strength of the 13-gallon tall kitchen can inserts, the way it reads is as a...

Wanna be my lil' lady, lil' lady? The Cowboy Hat Engagement Ring Box is for all the ranchers, wild westerners, and southern charmers out there who are done horsin' around, and ready to propose to their partners in true...

I never thought I'd eagerly anticipate, and sometimes straight up long for, blue balls until I got me this Massage Ball Kit. The 6-piece set contains tools of various sphere-based shapes, sizes, and materials, each with...

The NEBO Glow Tumbler Holder is here to help you get a grip (on your beer) and show you the way (to the best spot in the woods to pee it all out.) The tumbler accessory fits a range of 30-ounce insulated mugs, adding...

What do you get when you combine a toaster, an external hard drive, and a 1990s Kodak camera? Nothing. But add some wheels, handlebars, and a seat, and voila! You've got Honda's new Motocompacto all-electric scooter!...

The Keybrid is an award-winning nod to organization, minimalism, dang cool design, and people who find themselves fumbling through a keychain the size of a jailer's every time they want to unlock their front door. Scott...

I am featuring this set of Hexcup Reusable Beer Pong Cups in honor of my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. She-Ra and I are currently enjoying a wee vacation in the great state of Canada, staying in a not-inexpensive Airbnb...

Beware the Dark Side? Looks more like Cheers to the Dark Side! to me with this Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set. JoyJolt has a whole line of Star Wars glassware, but this highball nod Galactic Empire...

The Iron Mando Porcelain Helmet is what happens when creative visionaries and skilled artists don't want to get sued by Disney or Marvel. Discommon, the design firm behind the Iron Mando, calls their full-size porcelain...

While these Retractable Vampire Fangs are mighty cool and all, I just don't need them to complete my Nandor the Relentless (aka Nandor De Laurentiis*) costume this Halloween. One of the many, many glorious details in...