Carpe Antiperspirant Hand, Foot, Boob & Pit Lotions
Oh boy, here comes the sweater! Better have a towel nearby if you're gonna shake his hand. And don't sit too close to him at lunch. And if lunch involves anything 1-star spicy or higher, say you're not hungry and just eat an energy bar at your desk. And maybe slip a bottle or two fo Carpe Antiperspirant Lotion into his top drawer.
Hyperhidrosis, or excessive sweating, is a pretty common, and annoying, condition. More for the sufferers, but also for the people who hang out, and go on dates with them. Carpe Antiperspirant Lotion isn't a (dry, moisture-absorbing) blanket cure for sweating, but it can spot treat some of the most egregious offenders: armpits; hands; feet; and boobies.
Developed by Kasper Kubica and David Spratte, a pair of sweaty-handed Duke and UNC grads, Carpe says it's a non-greasy, no-residue lotion that significantly reduces perspiration when applied properly. That means twice a day, at night and in the morning, for about 4 weeks, and then you can apply less frequently, on an as-needed basis. Carpe's stats say their testers saw a median 60% reduction in neck-down waterworks after just 3 applications.
Of particular note to me is Carpe Antiperspirant's Breast Lotion. I didn't realize boob sweat was something ladies struggled with. But I guess it makes sense. The skin-folding configuration and lack of airflow to the crease are probably akin to beer bellies and ripples of fat. And then you throw in a bra squishing them together in the middle...I get it. It's hot. For you and me both. But Carpe says using their vitamin-infused, moisture-wicking lotion will allow you to "Say goodbye to wet, smelly, stained bras and shirts."
Regardless of where you apply your Carpe Antiperspirant, you'll need just a pea-sized amount per application, and should wait until your pits, hands, feet, or boobies have fully absorbed the lotion before getting dressed or continuing about your daily activities.
Muchas danke to my mama for the Dude Product Tip. Even though I'm pretty sure she emailed me the link to Carpe Antiperspirant Lotion so I would buy some for myself.
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