Finger Love Glove
I'll take two fingers of whiskey and one finger up my ass, please. The Finger Love Glove - which I, for once, tamed down in name from Finger F*ck Glove - looks like toys fidget and sex have come together to help you and yours come...hopefully together.
The Finger Love Glove describes itself as "especially for anal use," so...great news for fans of the back door, plus anyone who wants to embarrass the shit out of their Secret Santa gift recipient this year. Or, hey, anyone who wants to finger the shit out of their Secret Santa gift recipient this year too, I guess.
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