me Sleek Face & Body Permanent Hair Removal System
Dudes and ladies, maybe you dig your hairy back / chest / arms / legs / upper lip. But if you're here reading about the me Sleek Face & Body Permanent Hair Removal System, my guess is you're more of the mindset that these areas of follicular overgrowth are not helping your plans to slay summer. I mean, who wants to look like they're wearing a Sexy Chest Swimsuit when they're not actually wearing a Sexy Chest Swimsuit?
While I doubt its universal effectiveness and permanence, the me Sleek hair removal system says it is an FDA-cleared at-home hair removal device that will rid you of unwanted body and facial hair over the course of a 7-week treatment period. Each session with the me Sleek takes between 1 minute (underarm, face, bikini area) and 8 minutes (each leg, male chest) and the company says you should see a 46% permanent hair reduction in 2 weeks, and up to 94% after 7 weeks of use.
The me Sleek device Elos (electro-optical synergy) technology, a combo of pulsed light (IPL) and radio frequency (RF) input they say disables hair follicles such that their sprouts fall out and don't return. I'm not entirely convinced that there is zero pain involved in this, but they say the me Sleek works "quickly and gently," without side effects, such as nicks, stinging, or irritation in the treated area.
As an at-home hair removal system, the me Sleek stands out as delivering unlimited treatments, without the need to replace or refill any cartridges.
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