PATCH Zero Waste Bamboo Bandages
Patch up your wounds without gouging, stinging, cutting, scraping, burning, or blistering the environment with PATCH bandages, first aid adhesive strips strips made from bamboo fiber that create zero waste post-use. PATCH Bamboo Bandages are 100% compostable and biodegradable, breaking down and ready for reabsorption back into the earth in 10 weeks after you discard them. Mineral-based PATCH Bandages are also 100%:
- Natural
- Hypoallergenic
- Free of palm oil
- Vegan-friendly
- Cruelty-free
- Gluten-free
- Plastic-free
- Silicon-free
- Latex-free
- Paraben-free
PATCH Bandages come in Natural strips, with plain gauze centers, as well as gauze centers infused with Activated Charcoal, Coconut Oil, or Aloe Vera. The Coconut Oil PATCH products are made especially for kids, with the nutty center providing additional moisture and reducing inflammation without irritating even the most delicate and sensitive skin. Adults can use them too, though, and will probably want to because the outside of the Coconut Oil PATCHes are printed with adorable panda bears.
PATCH packaging, made from recycled cardboard and printed with natural dyes, is fully compostable too.
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