Reversible Disco Hoodie
Betabrand, which also gave life to the Dress Pants Sweatpants, now sets its sights on helping you to, I quote, "make a nuclear-fueled spectacle of yourself" with its Reversible Disco Hoodie. Black cotton business on the outside, prismatic, streaming silver party on the inside, I think the Disco Hoodie may be the mullet of the 2010s.
In the fit department, the Disco Hoodie, like many politicians, avoids taking a polarizing stance in public, and instead meets its wearers somewhere in between tailored and baggy. It fits everyone! Just right! And it promises to serve you well if elected to a hanger in your closet. Hoodie sizes are analogous to T-shirt sizes, running from XSmall to XXXLarge. Sorry, lazy people, but it must be hand washed and line-dried if you don't want to walk around looking like a mirror ball that's been ridden hard and put away wet after a handful of wears.