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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Mankini

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Rudolph Mankini, reporting for sleigh-driving, eye-popping, nut-hugging duty! Christmas suit meets birthday suit in this jolly, Borat-approved (and sexy-time-ready!) men's thong. Ownership of the Rudolph Mankini means you can tell the host of any holiday party you're invited to - Zoom celebrations included - you'll be there with bells on. Two jingle bells, right at the nipple line, to be exact.
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