Sushi Socks
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- Sushi Purse - $8.99
- Assorted Sushi Socks - $9.99
- Sushi Roll Pillow - $23.11
- Sushezi Sushi Made Easy - $14.15
- Sushiquik Sushi Making Kit - $35.00
They're sushi socks going on anyway. Probably more like kusaya socks coming off. Mmmm, take a whiff of that, Cornelius. All the wasabi and pickled ginger in the world isn't going to cover up the scent of me and my fuchsia slices of tuna after a day of paintball in the sticky Houston heat.
OtakuMode's Sushi socks obviously look most authentic when rolled up, but even with the expertly cut salmon unraveled and covering the entirety of your arches and shins there is no doubt they came straight from Japan. In addition, Tokyo-based OtakuMode knits sushi detailing directly into their socks instead of printing it on, so unlike most raw fish these polyester and cotton morsels should last for more than a day.
Sushi socks come in 7 varieties, including Masuzushi (trout sushi), Shrimp, Octopus, Red Caviar, Tuna, Salmon, and Egg. The 6-pair set contains all pieces except for the folded Masuzushi.
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Magnetic Holding Hands Socks
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Yomo Simple Sushi Maker
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Sushi Cat Keychains
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Sockdoms Scented Condom Socks
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Sushi Transformers
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Toe Separator Socks for Alignment & Relief
Mmm, spread those sexy toes wide! Not just for my benefit, but for your own. Whether you're into yoga, promoting blood circulation and relieving foot pain after a workout, or slowing down the growth of your bunion, the...
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Hidden Image Soy Sauce Dish
You don't need a magic eye to see the hidden images in IPPINKA's soy sauce dishes, just a hungry mouth ready to receive some salt-kissed sushi...
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Parasoles - 3D Recovery Socks with Polymer Soles
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Sushi Bazooka
On the eve of the Zombie/Mayan/Raining Fires of Hell Apocalypse, this Bazooka suggests humans band together, hunker down...and kick off the end of days with a sushi revolution! Men, women, children with developed fine...
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Clutch Gas Socks
Boostnatics' Clutch Gas Socks were obviously made for gearheads, and would indeed be a fine gift for car enthusiasts. But so too would they be an excellent gift for teens learning to drive a stick shift. Speaking from...
World's Largest Sushi Roll
This remind me of those hamburgers that yo have to eat with a fork. I'm gonna go ahead and say this is the world's largest sushi roll. Weighing in at over 6 kg (I think that's like 400 lbs.) and 20 cm in girth, this will...