The Little Mermaid Ariel Bikini
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- Ariel's Face Swim Top - $19.99
- iHeartRaves Mermaid Scrunch Back Micro Rave Booty Shorts - $21.95
- Metallic Mermaid Leggings - $4.90
- Flared Stretch Soft Green Dragon Egg Print Skirt - $12.91
- Starfish Hair Clip - $4.55
If any lady wearing this Ariel bikini wants to be part of our world, I think I speak for most dudes when I say, Come on in! The seashell swim top and sexily-scaled mermaid bottoms are instantly recognizable as nods to the hottest of all Disney princesses. Equally recognizable to everyone in my office: the reason behind the sudden and awkward shifting that ensued shortly after I saw the suit.
Ariel's purple bikini top is a halter with ties at the neck and back. Bottoms--my singular complaint--are Granny-style and will likely cover up their wearer's belly ring and tailbone tatt. The two pieces are sold separately; tops here, bottoms here.
Muchas danke to Fashionably Geek.
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