Mirror Face Masks
ETERE Shop's Mirror Face Masks aren't just stunning to look at, they're a timely addition to this year's Halloween costume - or daily mask wearing if you're an extra kind of dude or lady - that will help you socialize responsibly as we figure out what the delta to do about COVID. That obnoxious, trashy pandemic no one likes, no one wants to hear about, and no one wants to see again this season, but that keeps getting renewed, and then expanded in different variants!, anyway.
It's like the contagious disease equivalent of the Real Housewives franchise.
And speaking of the Real Housewives, I bet they would like these Mirror Face Masks! Made of gold, silver, and black mirror tiles, the disco ball muzzles come in a host of different designs, ranging from cyberpunk to steampunk to, uh, runway-ready tribal? Masks are unisex and unisize and, according to ETERE Shop, lightweight and compact for easy transport and (relatively speaking) comfortable wear.
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BlurryMan Mask
Photoshop yourself IRL with the BlurryMan Mask. (Sorry, ladies, it doesn't appear the worlds of Halloween masks and identity coverups for nefarious purposes - encapsulated here by BlurryMan Mask maker, Vat19 - feel you...
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Disco Ball Cowboy Hat
Saddle up your horse, and gallop straight into Funkytown in a Disco Ball Cowboy Hat from Mystical Mosaics. Maybe challenge the locals to a line dance off while you're there, and Hustle them - with a side of Bus Stop and...
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Disco Ball Helmet
This party is DOT-approved. The Disco Ball Helmet is a dazzling piece of headwear, made by Disco 2 Disco (who else?) to help you shine at your next festival, photoshoot, cosplay convention, or walk to the grocery store...
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Disco Ball Bar Cart
Bring the booze and the party together like never before with this Disco Ball Bar Cart from Glam Globes. The mirrored drinks trolley has the same basic design as the 16th Century Italian Old World Globe Bar, but instead...
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Mushroom Disco Ball
Ah, mushrooms and disco balls, together at last. Really, though, it makes sense. I just watched a documentary on mushrooms - Fantastic Fungi - discussing the growing evidence that mushrooms can cure all illnesses, replenish...
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Hanging Disco Ball Planter
Don't panic, plant it at the disco! This Hanging Disco Ball Planter brings some sparkle to your greenery and blooms. Especially the greenery and blooms you can't quite cultivate to look like they actually enjoy living...
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Wavy Disco Mirrors
"Wavy Disco Mirror, Wavy Disco Mirror on the wall, who's the...grooviest jam master, the funkiest dancer, the most slammin' party host of them all?" That's right. It's this dude. And I don't even need a glittery disco-tile-covered...
Baby Head Masks
People who think babies are angelic and precious, I see your Gerber models, and raise you these three baby head masks. No, make that these three enormous, bulbous, horrifying, spawn-of-Chucky baby head masks. Landon Meier...
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Fear Mongering: The 10 Scariest Halloween Masks
The fear factor of these scary Halloween masks lies somewhere between disturbing and spine-chilling. Between nightmares for the night and nightmares for the month. Between Ugh, what is that? and CAN. NOT. UN. SEE. I'm...
Rorschach Ink Blot Masks
Would you like to cause your friend to take a great big turd in his shorts? These Rorschach masks, if I'm to believe what I'm seeing on the video, are built specifically to do just that. Made famous by Jackie Earle Haley...
ColdBlood Paintball Masks
ColdBloodArt. Damn. If I did art, even it were no more than friendship bracelets and construction paper airplanes, that's definitely what I would call it. Fortunately for the Thailand-based company that actually assumed...
No Face Mask
Sweeeeeet! I was wondering how I could pull off being a spoon for Halloween. Like mirrored sunglasses, the No Face Mask's outer film has a chrome effect that renders your mug invisible to onlookers, but keeps theirs in...