Naughty People Outlet Stickers
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- Get Naked Shower Door/Wall Decal - $7.97
- Just Cocks Coloring Book for Adults - $4.91
- Pussy Patch Sours Candy - $7.67
- Toilet Monster Bathroom Sticker - $3.99
- Boobie Sippy Cup Beer Topper - $8.63
These naughty people. Doing doggy style on an electrical outlet. Didn't their mamas teach them anything? Dude better keep his finger out of his lady's mouth (and eyes if they're into that sort of thing) or this love session is going to F them so hard and so hot it'll fry their brains.
I came across the Naughty People Outlet Stickers - no, not really - last week when I was writing about this Fake Wall Outlet Sticker Prank. The humping decals might not get you as much mileage at the airport as the faux plug gag, but it should get you a few chuckles as a gift for the mancave, or stuck to one of your co-worker's outlets while he's out to lunch.
Or both. The naughty Nellies come in decal sets of 4 so you can really spread the love.
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