Personalized Custom Coloring Books
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If you're crafty, you can probably make a personalized custom coloring book of your wedding, your trip to Italy, or your best Instagrammed food photos all by yourself with a few flicks of some Photoshop filters and some high quality printer paper. But for those who don't do DIY graphic design, Colored Moments has not a bad gift idea here with their service of turning 5, 10, 15, or 20 of your favorite photographs into the pages of a wire-bound coloring book.
The custom coloring books are hand-assembled and bound on hardback covers for laptop shading. All pages are perforated for clean removal in case you want to hang one up, or put it through the shredder when you decide you hate the other person in the photo.
Speaking of which, Pro Tip Time: Order a Colored Moments custom coloring book as a proposal gift for your girlfriend. Use the first 4 / 9 / 14 / 19 photos to trace all the wonderful moments you've experienced in your relationship thus far. And then for photo # 5 / 10 / 15 / 20, insert a shot of yourself putting a ring on a lady's finger* with a sign that says, "Will you color (and marry) me?" in the background. I'm just sayin'. It worked for me.
*If you need a lady for this, wait a few minutes outside a nail salon and ask one walking out with a nice fresh paint job to stand in. I'm just sayin'. It worked for me.
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