Arkam Ionic Beard Straightener Brush
You've got the beard clippers, the beard shaper, the beard comb, the beard balm, and the beard ornaments, but are they still not not enough to tame the beard beast? I've got one more beard wrangler for you to try: the beard straightener.
Arkam's Ionic Beard Straightener Brush applies the same combo of ionic technology and rapid heating ceramic plates used in many hair straighteners to follicular face bush control. The Beard Straightener Brush is sized and shaped specifically for use on the face, with 3 heat settings to accommodate varying beard coarseness, and brush bristle tips coated in heatproof material so you won't burn yourself in the name of kemptness.
If you get your beard looking slick and smooth, but your hair is still frizzed out in every compass direction, you can use Ionic Beard Straightener Brush to settle it down too.
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