Ballsy B2 Groin & Body Trimmer
Who's up for a shave and a soak? And by shave, I mean a round of Ballsy B2 Groin & Body Trimmer on the ol' family jewels. And by soak, a session in the Testicuzzi to treat yo'self after all that hard work grooming delicate areas. Or wait, maybe the soak should come first to soften things up?
The Ballsy B2 Groin & Body Trimmer comes with two interchangeable heads, one for crotchal region, the other for the rest of your neck down, and both with the intent of "easily trimming different areas of your body and also keeping your privates trimmer away from your face." The balls trimmer features a vertical head, intended to make accessing all the crevices of your sensitive bits easier, and "downstairs safe" blades to preclude nicks, cuts, and snags.
The Ballsy B2 is fully waterproof, so you can use it both in and out of the shower. Or on the beach as well as in the ocean.
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