BLVD Chromb Car & Truck Combs & Bottle Openers
Baby, you can drive my car / Yes, I'm gonna be...in the passenger seat sprucing up my hair and beard with one of BLVD Chromb's car and truck combs. Then I'll use the bottle opener at the end to pop open a nice summer session ale...which I'm pretty sure is still legal in some states, right? Hold please.
Yes, drinking in the passenger seat appears to be allowed in Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, Mississippi, Missouri, Rhode Island, Tennessee, Virginia, and West Virginia. ("Appears" being the key word here, I didn't do much due diligence on that research.)
BLVD Chromb sells their hair and beard combs in a bevy of vehicular styles, with most available in brushed or polished finishes. All are made from stainless steel, and the company says each comb has been measured and tested for peak grooming functionality. BLVD Chromb fabricates all combs in-house.
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