Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 Groin Hair Trimmer
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The Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 knows that even when we're stuck inside, many of us are living in the wild. This groin trimmer and happy trail blazer wants to help hack through the brush and bush - a lot more gently, and with far less severing of body parts than that sounds - to transform our manhood from impassable overgrowth to cultivated garden of pleasure.
Built with soft ceramic blades and SkinSafe Technology to reduce the risk of nicks, cuts, ingrown hairs, and skin irritation, Manscaped says their Lawn Mower 3.0 is a testicle's dream. You can turn your furballs into shiny marbles, plus groom everywhere else below the waist...on both sides...with an adjustable guide comb to accommodate different hair lengths.
The 3.0 version of the Lawn Mower is (obviously) an upgrade to the Lawn Mower 2.0. It is cordless, waterproof, and rechargeable via a rapid charging USB dock.
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