SZQHT Wide Jaw Nail Clippers

Never has there been a more aptly named product than this Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen. See, it's a pen, normal in every way, except for the clip at the end, which is a pair of mother F'ing nail clippers!...

I'm gonna start the New Year right, with a resolution to Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clip my nails when they get too long or split, instead of biting the shit out of them...

These nail clippers with a magnifying glass built in are marketed for the elderly, but I think they would be good gifts for anyone who can't see that well, but refuses to wear glasses or contacts. Such as, for example...

When it comes to cutting your own hair, Remington really has your back. Well, with their Vacuum Self-Haircut Kit, they mostly have your head and neck, but if you're bushy in the torso area...and lower...I'm sure you could...

Who's up for a shave and a soak? And by shave, I mean a round of Ballsy B2 Groin & Body Trimmer on the ol' family jewels. And by soak, a session in the Testicuzzi to treat yo'self after all that hard work grooming delicate...

I'm not trying to make self-haircut kits a recurring series or anything, but they are an item of high interest right now, and the Philips Headgroom, DIY hair clippers with a head shaver attachment, bring a little something...

Time to learn a new skill...and maybe learn to love a new haircut. The Remington Shortcut Pro is a self-haircut kit that could see a big surge in popularity if barber shops and hair salons remain closed for the foreseeable...

The Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 knows that even when we're stuck inside, many of us are living in the wild. This groin trimmer and happy trail blazer wants to help hack through the brush and bush - a lot more gently, and...

Aside from the fact that the Wahl Peanut Hair & Beard Clipper looks as much like a nutsack as it does a peanut, have you ever seen a better Father's Day gift for Dad? Or better, Grandpa? Dude, one constant in my life...

If Zwilling J.A. Henckels' grooming set contains tips and blades as sharp as the company's kitchen knives, any dude who gets this luxury collection of tweezers and scissors and clippers is going to look clean and dashing...

I have not been ROFL in a while, but the UnbuckleMe Car Seat Buckle Release Tool, of all things, has me ROFL. Because the product description calls it a seatbelt "easy opener aid" for children learning dexterity, grandparents...

Battery-operated nail trimmer, um, no thank you, sir. Actually, my heart is pounding so fast and the knot snowballing in my stomach growing so large right now, I can't even muster the pleasantries. I'm just going to go...