Kenny Powers Mullet Cap
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When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom, multi-million dollar deals, endorsements. Everyone wanted a piece of my shit. Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a fucking cannon. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.
Gotcha Cap Self Defense Tool
You can watch the video to see the Gotcha Cap in action, or click here to watch a GIF of it showing a punk ass watermelon what's up. Issued by FAB Defense, the Gotcha Cap is a covert self defense tool (and swell hat!)...
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The Original Pussycat Patch Crotch Wigs (NSFW)
Did you know crotch wigs have an official name besides "crotch wigs?" According to crotch wig maker The Original Pussycat Patch, they're called "merkins." Merkins! It sounds like a new breed of little creatures created...
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gnoB Socket Water Bottle Bong Cap
No pipe? No papers? No hose, tube, or apple? If you've got the gnoB Socket water bottle cap you can take a deep sigh of relief...followed immediately by a deep breath in. The gnoB Socket is a sneaky little piece of EDC...
Blitzball - Ultimate Backyard Baseball
What makes Blitzball the ultimate in backyard baseball? I mean, in addition to the allusion to Final Fantasy? Curves and distance, say its creators. Times two. Check out the video and you won't just see Blitzballs fly...
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Kids Ultimate Bearded Beanie
The bearded beanie is a perfect way to keep your kid warm and make him look like he has a beard. I have a feeling that it is also a great way to torment your kid, give him an itchy face, and possibly have lasting effects...
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The Mullet Shoe
Sneaker in the front, party in the back! The Mullet Shoe is a high-top with a striking, and silky smooth, set of light brown locks cascading down the back of its upper. It's a mullet...for a shoe...ready to swish all...
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Human Face Baseball Hat
This Human Face Baseball Hat is ready to play ball...with anyone who thinks they can look it in the eye without shuddering. Yeeks. Every time I glance at Sabri Tunca's handmade creep fest, I have to shake it off like...
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Notch Sunglasses-Friendly Baseball Hats
Two notches on a baseball hat equals one notch on Notch's belt for ending the war between sunglasses and billed caps. Notch sunglasses-friendly hats have patented cutouts on either side of their bills that enable them...
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Doody Head Poo Flinging Game
Box Contents: 2 Hats; 3 Doodies. In life we sling mud and we talk shit and also many animals with opposable thumbs literally throw their excrement, so...uh...it's only logical that someone created a party game wherein...
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iRestore Laser Hair Growth System
I'm not saying the iRestore laser hair growth system works. (I'm also not saying I need a need an iRestore laser hair growth system. For the record.) But the helmet with the red glow and hefty price tag does claim to...
Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter
Get your Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter, your tolerance, and your gullet ready, 'cause it's time for Spring Training! Dry January is over, and those winter blues, well, they're still here for a stretch. Might as well keep...