Octopus Ear Cuff
- Octopus Tentacle Ring - $89.00
- Bronze Octopus Lamp - $46.99
- Octopus Surprise Mug - $10.95
- Octopus Dangle Earrings - $9.99
- 36" Giant Octopus Toy - $32.30
From the depths of the oceanic abyss, the Kraken emerges. He crawls into your bed as you slumber, creeping up your leg, tentacles enveloping your torso as he makes his way north, closer and closer, readying his inescapable suckers to seize hold of your...ear cartilage. Huh, it actually kind of tickles. And look how tiny he is for an ancient, beastly octopus god. He reminds me of that one Halloween Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode where a demon was haunting the Sunnydale University frat house and F'ing everyone in the head, but when the gang finally summoned him forth he was so tiny Buffy just squashed him with her foot. She didn't even need a Bug-A-Salt.
Crafted by Marty Magic from solid antique bronze, the Octopus Ear Cuff gently grips the folds of your ear with its 8 nicely detailed and burnished tentacles. Though photographed on the left, the cuff can also be inverted and worn on the right ear. No piercings required, and the grip is malleable enough to open and close to accommodate varying thicknesses.