Steel Self Defense Bracelet
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Self defense or self-inflicted injury? Swingin' 'round this full steel bracelet like a chain whip without really knowing how to swing 'round a chain whip, it could really go either way.
Luckily, the hefty links and their dragon's head clasp work just fine as a bracelet, or a necklace, or a waist chain too. And speaking of luck, maker Phoenix Outdoor says the dragon can serve as an amulet to bring some of that your way during wear.
Hopefully on the rare occasion you find yourself in a rough spot, and feel compelled to whip out the self defense maneuvers too. If you just get a wild hair of destruction one Sunday afternoon, the chain is also up for a day of slashing through sodie cans.
Available in solid silver and a gold-silver combo, Phoenix Outdoor's steel bracelet weighs 9-1/2 ounces and measures 40-1/2" long. You can shorten it with a pair of pliers if that's just too much metal for your wrist or belt loops.
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