TMNT Paracord Bracelets
When you're in a bind, dangling from a thread, and could really use some 550-strength paracord to save your hide, there's only on thing to do: call on...heroes in a half shell, Turtle Power!
Michelangelo at your service, dude! Ready to unravel, secure, hold up under pressure, and then go eat some cheesy sausage and pepperoni!
Cowabunga to Connie Wilson and her shop Knot Kreations for weaving paracord into the ultimate combo of survivalist's bracelet and geek's wrist candy. Gift your choice of Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Raphael to your favorite kid--current or child of the 90s--or grab one for yourself. You never know when you'll be lost in the sewers of New York City, and in need of a strong rope and masked teenage turtle with bodacious ninja weaponry and cunning to pull you out.
Pocket-Sized Grappling Hook
One more Bat Toy for my Bat Toy Box! This pocket-sized tube that adeptly screws into a grappling hook was originally produced by EDO Robotics in response to a desert warfare operator's request for a lightweight, reusable...
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shredder Cheese Grater
Graters are typically safer than knives for turning blocks of cheese into shreds, but the Shredder Cheese Grater? I, for one, wouldn't let anyone but a true Ninja Turtle turn my 8-ounce block of cheddar into 2 cups of...
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Steel Self Defense Bracelet
Self defense or self-inflicted injury? Swingin' 'round this full steel bracelet like a chain whip without really knowing how to swing 'round a chain whip, it could really go either way...
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Sucker Identifier
It looks like the powers that be, in a clandestine effort to identify all of the easily manipulated minds in the country, have incorporated a shell company to produce a bracelet which claims that just by wearing it, your...
Freakshop Belt Buckles
Some days I wake up and long to give people the impression that I'm a dark and bluesy heavy metal rocker with an impossibly angular jawline. So I wear my Danzig horned or Misfits shadowy skull belt buckle. Other days...
Enigmaze Internet Password Bracelet
I always wear my heart on my sleeve, my egg on my face, and my internet passwords on my wrist. And surprisingly, the Enigmaze Internet Password Bracelet may be the best of those 3 decisions...
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TMNT Turtles in Time 1/4 Scale Arcade Cabinet Replica
The Heroes in a Half Shell get an arcade cabinet in a quarter scale. The Turtles in Time Quarter Arcade Cabinet is a precise, and fully playable, 1/4 scale replica of Konami's 1991 release. It's built with wood, uses...
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Oceanus Brass Cablelaid Cordage Tool
Where there's muck, there's brass. Plastic muck, and Oceanus Brass, to be specific. The Oceanus Brass Cablelaid is a cordage tool and on-demand recycling companion that breaks down plastic bottle waste into yards and...
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SkySaver Rapelling Rescue Backpack
Click. Hook. Exit. Forget JanSport and SwissGear, who here wants a SkySaver multi-story personal rescue backpack?...
Ninja Turtles Bra
Some would say the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are making a comeback. LL Cool J would probably say don't call it a comeback, they've been here for years. Teri Hatcher and John Travolta would warn Leonardo, Michelanglo...
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Trayvax Wallet
In a world flowing with more wallet designs (and wallet crowdfunding projects) than cash, Trayvax still stands out to me every time I see it. It's fairly roomy for a minimalist wallet, with space for 10 cards and 5 bills...
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Tokables - Smokable Bracelets
I meant to post about Tokables herb pipe bracelets for 4/20 yesterday but I got distracted by...um...a fat bud. And some poutine this Canadian brought to the office at around 4:28. Have you ever had poutine? Duuuude...