Made in Vachina Baby Romper
Most parents will be happy with a baby made in Vachina. Because, let's face it, most parents won't think too much about where their kid came from, they'll just be happy to have one that looks slick and is functional, maybe gets scratched or damaged sometimes, maybe goes through a complete meltdown or failure every now and then, but nothing Mom and Dad can't fix with a little elbow grease, a little love.
Other parents, those who want to keep the fertilization and gestation processes closer to home and, quite frankly, those who are willing to spend twice as much on the same quality offspring, will probably prefer a baby made in the P-USA.
Like the Baby Thug Onesie, this Made in Vachina Baby Romper turns the baby-makin' process into some swell wordplay. It comes in 5 different colors, and sizes newborn, 6 months, and 12 months. A great baby gift for new or expecting moms, or a funny Father's Day gift for new dads. I mean, presuming the mom or dad has a decent sense of humor and isn't easily offended. Or you're mean-spirited and don't care.
Also, I'd like to propose "Made in Vachina" as the new official, doctor-recommended answer to the age-old question, "Where did I come from?"
Muchas danke to Mitch T. for the Dude Product Tip.
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