Adidas Adilette Clogs
Adidas' Adilette Clogs are the quarantine baby you never knew you...never wanted.
Really, Adidas? You sheltered in place with Crocs? And you let them impregnate you? I mean, I get the genetic material mixing of Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik to produce the most physically perfect human being on earth, but you. An admired and respected athletic shoe brand shacking up with...with...the equivalent of Dad, unshaven, unshowered, and taking out the trash in his beer-and-BBQ-sauce-stained bathrobe.
Sigh. Welp, guess it's just another notch in the sadistic belt of 2020.
Adidas Adilette Clogs come in black with silver stripes and white with black stripes. They're made out of EVA and, I don't know, whatever was at the local waste facility on production day.