Double Agent Shoes
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- Eagle Creek Travel Gear All Terrain Money Belt - $20.00
- Goson Concealed Carry Purse - $75.99
- Ukoala Thrill Hands-Free Bag - $76.99
- Maidenform Women's Bra Pocket - $8.00
Get your lady a pair of these Double Agent Shoes for Valentine's Day and you'll never get stuck holding her purse again. Ahhh, a nice gift for her with a nice kickback for you. That said, be wary if she isn't the most balanced or coordinated kid on the block. In order for the platforms to accommodate a storage chamber for cash and cards and lipsticks and other womanly mysteries they have to be, like, 50" tall. And if Sugar Pie takes a tumble and breaks and ankle trying to walk in them, you're in for 6 to 8 weeks of way worse slave labor than toting around her Louis Vuitton.
The Double Agent Shoe is a patented design featuring a secret compartment for hands-free carrying of lady things. Each shoe contains a hidden door that's spring-operated on reverse pressure, and contains strong magnets to keep it secured shut when not in use. The 5" heels are allegedly comfortable to walk in, with adjustable slingback straps and extra insole padding. Double Agent uppers are made of patent leather, with about a dozen different color combos and styles available.
Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.
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