Grass Flip Flops
- Grassy Pasture Toothbrush Holder - $8.00
- Grass Coasters - $13.99
- Justice League Flip Flops - $12.99
- Grassy Pasture Electronics Charging Station - $28.00
- Marvin the Martian Flip Flops - $14.99
Australia's KUSA is the latest company to perpetuate the 21st century's growing abhorrence of shoes. Hippies, barefoot enthusiasts, and people nostalgic for the days when they were too poor to buy footwear are going to love feeling the lushness of nature sprouting between their toes whether they're trekking through the Mojave, or duking it out in the boardroom. KUSA's grass flip flops are made of Syn-Turf, a synthetic material whose blades conform to, and eventually take the shape of, the contours of your feet. It's soft, supple, comfy, and precisely replicates the bucolic serenity of walking through an emerald pasture, minus the near certainty of stepping on a pile of dog shit. (That said, we would like to point out that if you thought your dog pissed on your shoes before....) Sizes run S, M, and L, with a fit chart on the KUSA website. In addition to dogs, it is also recommended that buyers keep the flip flops away from cows, stoners, and the special needs kid who mows the lawn.
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Ugly Feet Flip Flops
Oh man, I thought my friend Cornelius had ugly feet. But if even he got a pair of these Ugly Feet Flip Flops, I would know the crusty, cracking, mangled, bunion-bulging dogs from the swamp couldn't possibly be his own...
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Between the Toes: The 8 Best Flip-Flops
One thing that's gotten me to where I am in life is the wisdom of Jimmy Buffett. I take his advice, heed his warnings, and learn from his mistakes. For example, never again will I allow myself to waste away in Margaritaville...
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Suicoke Padri Sandals
It's officially spring, so naturally I am champin' at the bit to get to summer. These Suicoke Padri Sandals are about as summer-ready as they come, with a cush, walk-to-the-pool contoured footbed, and rubber sole sporting...
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Reef Men's Mulligan II Flip Flops
One question: what the fairway is up with that bulging golf ball embedded in the Mulligan II Flip Flops' footbed? Reef's only reference to it is to say their golf fan's footwear has a "molded golf ball logo." Yeah, more...
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Sand Imprint Flip Flops
Leave a message in the sand for those who follow in your footsteps, poignant or not. Anything you want. These suckers are custom made to say whatever it is you like. I predict 50% of the orders are for some variant of...
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Bedrock Cairn 3D Pro Adventure Sandals
Barefoot your feet up for spring and summer outdoor adventures with a pair of Cairn 3D Pro sandals from Bedrock Sandals. You know Bedrock, right? The place where the Flintstones and the Rubbles scampered up rocky cliffs...
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Banana Flip-Flops
These Banana Flip-Flops better be non-slip. On the outside and on the inside. Because they may be fruity and fun to look at, but if this dude is going to wear a bunch of bananas on his feet, I need a guarantee they're...
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GUDO Footprint Flip-Flops
When I say GUDO's flip-flops have footprints embossed in their soles, what I really mean is the summer sandals will leave behind marks in the sand that look like a human mated with, like, a palm tree. Or maybe a nice...
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Solethreads Recliner Flip-Flops
The bad news: Solethreads Recliner Flip-Flops are not made from actual recliners. The good news: they're made from actual yoga mats instead. This is probably even better because, while recliners are indeed muy comfortable...
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Superfeet Outside Sandals
You can't put insoles in flip flops, but Superfeet has found a way to put flip flops in their insoles. Superfeet Outside Sandals bring the structure and contour that make feet feel good on the inside to the 360-degree...
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Acu-Reflex Massage Sandals
The Acu-Reflex Massage Sandals are an alternative for those seeking release and relaxation from Black Friday shopping and swollen turkey toes without subjecting their feet to the circus o' torture that are Kkika's Rotating...
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Sanuk Yoga Mat Flip Flops
Sanuk uses real, squishy, foot-contouring yoga mats to make several lines of flip flops for both men and women. I tried on a pair once a few years ago in the company's homeland of Southern California and they were probably...