Massage Bubble Slides
- Rainbow Cloud Puffy Slides - $16.65
- Pillow Soft Slipper Sandals - $19.99
- Birkenstock Gizeh EVA Black - $44.99
- Sperry Men's Float Slide Flip-Flop - $39.95
I like the sound of Massage Bubble Slides. But, come on, these are clearly Epcot Center Clogs. And the brown versions of the EVA foam footwear are Ballpark Peanut Sandals. And the pink ones? Lychee Slippers.
Massage Bubble Slides, however, is probably the most descriptive name for the shoes' intent, which is to cradle your feet in cloudlike comfort, reducing pressure, and providing a gentle massage via their bubbled-up footbeds as you walk. The slides have an anti-slip bottom under their 1.3" thick soles, so they're suitable for wear at the gym, spa, or pool, as well as daily wear indoors and out.
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