Brittle Brothers Bacon Peanut Brittle
Good news, dudes! Brittle Brothers Bacon Peanut Brittle is cholesterol free! That means you can eat as much as you want of the Nashville-made candy packed with 4 times more nuts and real bacon, and it won't make you fat, or sick, or kill you, or break off your dental crown!
Well, at least not from cholesterol. The excessive sugar, fat, quantity of peanuts, and hardness of the tasty treat could eventually do any or all of them though.
That's why I'd recommend buying boxes of Brittle Brothers Bacon Peanut Brittle as gifts for friends and coworkers, hostess gifts, and subversive gifts for people you don't like much, rather than as treats for yourself to chow through in a single sitting watching an Office marathon on TBS.
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