Pumpkin Spice SPAM
Pumpkin Spice SPAM. Before your mouth gets watering too heavy, better dry off the dribble and get yourself to the SPAM store to buy some. This autumnal wonder is, like all other food blessed by the Pumpkin Spice Fairy, a limited edition release.
At printing, Wal-Mart had the cans of spice-infused meat blocks available by the 2-pack for both in-store pickup and delivery. Presuming you see this post before Ron Swanson, you may have a shot at getting a shipment, and SPAMming all your family, friends, and trick-or-treaters with pumpkin spice instead of Wasabi Chocolate Kit Kat bars this Halloween.
Suggested Pumpkin Spice SPAM uses - real, non-white elephant gift ones - include: SPAM Pumpkin Spice Cheddar Grilled Cheese; SPAM Pumpkin Spice Topped Waffles; and SPAM Pumpkin Spice and Fall Vegetable Hash.
Buzzkill Note: I was real excited by that pumpkin-sized can of Pumpkin Spice SPAM too, but alas, there is a note explaining that it's "not actually pumpkin sized" at the bottom. They're still your typical, albeit pump(kin)ed-up, 12-ounce cans.
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