Food

Valentine's Strawberries & Cream Heart Hot Cocoa Bomb

$2.99 Target »

My heart is The Bomb. It's also a bomb, a bomb about to explode with my love for my She-Ra: Princess of Power. And, more importantly to her, with some strawberries and cream in a glass of warm milk, rewarding her with...

Meathearts

Sweetheart, have a Meatheart. Meathearts are the Conversation Hearts of beef jerky! The beef jerky of Conversation Hearts! And that's no hyperbole!...

Small Business Shoutout: Ellenos Real Greek Yogurt

Somewhere between sour cream and Heaven lies Ellenos Real Greek Yogurt, the best yogurt - one of the best things, period - I ever ate. Actually, the Seattle small business deems its probiotic dairy perfection, "The Yogurt...

BRAMI High-Protein, Low-Carb Pickled Lupini Beans

$24.99 Amazon »

Bean, beans, the magical fruit, they're now keto-friendly, but they'll still make you toot. BRAMI calls their Lupini Beans the "Italian snacking bean," touting the slippery pickled legumes' 0 net carbs and 9 grams of...

incrEDIBLE Edible Spoons

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I'm eating everything in sight! Including the spoons! Must be the holidays...

Fire Syrup - Jalapeno Infused Syrup

$14.99 Amazon »

The makers of Fire Syrup, a jalapeno-infused sweetener and flavor kicker upper, call their creation "A sweet, hot squirt of genius with 104 uses!"...

Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane

$5.60 Amazon »

That's one way to go with the Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane. Whiting out its jolly red stripes. Eliminating its trademark peppermint flavor. Devoiding the candy cane of all signs of Christmas spirit. It makes a funny stocking...

BooZi Alcohol & Wine Purifier

$19.99 Amazon »

Wine? Whiskey? Tequila? Scapegrace Gin? BooZi it up to bid good riddance to 2020 with an alcohol and wine purifier its makers say will "make every drink taste amazing with no hangover!"...

Pint of Cinnabon Frosting

$5.99 Cinnabon »

If the holidays are good for anything, they're good for grabbing a spoon and a pint of Cinnabon Signature Frosting, and digging in with no regrets. The most wonderful time of the year? Psshhh. Not a chance, but 30 minutes...

Giant Party Size Twinkies Baking Kit

$38.98 Amazon »

Twinkie, Twinkie little star / how I wonder what you are...still doing in your giant Party Size Twinkies baking pan. Get! In! My! Belly!...

Scapegrace Gin

$79.95 - $124.95 Scapegrace Distillery »

Scapegrace Gin begins with the finest Kiwi water in the land. New Zealand-based Scapegrace Distillery builds its namesake liquors from the glacial waters of the Southern Alps of New Zealand - bodies the company claims...

Trufflin Sriracha & Ranch VIP Set

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The Trufflin Sriracha & Ranch duo are a hot sauce and dressing infused with black truffle, and dubbed the "VIP Set." Because while Trufflin sauce itself may not be the boss - certainly not by Sweet Baby Ray's trademark...

Baby Yoda Marshmallow-Stuffed Chocolate Ball

$7.76 Amazon »

Know what a Star Wars The Mandalorian Holiday Milk Chocolate Ball filled with surprise The Child marshmallow treat means? It's time for Baby Yoda to learn what it feels like to be the frog. I can already hear a holiday...

FultonFishMarket.com The Fish Drop Subscription Boxes

Striped bass. Dry jumbo sea scallops. Porgy. Porgy! Like my belly's lookin' these days! Which is another benefit of The Fish Drop seafood subscription boxes from FultonFishMarket.com: the fin fish, scallops, shrimp, oysters...

Razer RESPAWN By 5 Mental Performance Booster Gum

$27.99 Razer »

Razer gaming laptop, check. Razer gaming keyboard, check. Razer gaming mouse, check. Razer gaming gum. Uh...check. Or should that be chew? In collaboration with 5 Gum Razer has just released the RESPAWN By 5, a "mental...

Runamok Maple Sparkle Syrup

$16.95 Runamok Maple »

Ooooh, Runamok's Maple Sparkle Syrup is definitely on the list of magical goos Glinda the Good Witch and a unicorn would make during their Zoom cooking sessions together. And then the Wicked Witch of the West and Smaug...

Poop Like a Champion Gummies

$9.97 Amazon »

Poop Like a Champion's original claim to the porcelain throne came in the form of Poop Like a Champion Cereal, little star nuggets of corn bran, whole grain sorghum flour, psyllium husk, and inulin, made to turn your...

Dunkin' Coffee Cereals

Turning a drink into breakfast cereal, as Dunkin' has just done with their Caramel Macchiato and Mocha Latte coffees, isn't quite as good as turning a breakfast cereal into a drink, like Smartmouth Brewing did with their...

Survival Mac & Cheese

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Kraft, Chef's Banquet sees your wimpy little boxes of Mac & Cheese, and even your Costco-sized 18-packs of Mac & Cheese, and says, "Ha! You call that the cheesiest? You call that carbo-loading? Check this out." And then...

Chickpea Butter Spread

$7.99 Amazon »

Mmm, chickpea butter. Sounds like...peanut butter hummus. Which sounds like...I don't know if "gross" is the right word since we do apply peanut butter to many savory applications, Thai peanut sauce being the first and...

Premium Root Beer Variety Pack

$28.99 Amazon »

They got any Fitz's in there? I'm not even joking when I say I'd be happier to get a Premium Root Beer Variety Pack than a Premium Beer Variety Pack. It's way harder to find a satisfying array of this fine soda at the...

Koppers Martini Olive Chocolate Almonds

$11.99 Amazon »

Koppers called chocolate-covered almonds, pimento-stuffed olives, almond-stuffed olives, and pregnant women into a market research group to help them decide what the best flavor combination and psych-out optical illusion...

Genius Gamer - Elite Gaming Nootropic

$32.99 Amazon »

When I see the Genius Gamer supplement, a so-called "elite gaming nootropic," I think of SNL's Amazon Echo Silver commercial. Specifically, the part where the senior hears what Alicia / Allegra / Anita / Odessa says in...

Miss Jones Baking Co. SmartSugar

$8.99 Amazon »

SmartSugar (doodoodoo! doo-doo-doo) / Ah, Miss Jones, honey (doodoodoo! doo-doo-doo) / You are my baking girl / And you've got me munching you!...