Scary Intruder Prank Door Prop
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- Scary Old Man Pepper Prop - $59.95
- Giggles the Clown Peeper Prop - $39.95
- Scary Peeper Cling Window Mask - $11.35
- 72" Cocoon Corpse - $34.99
- Severed Hand Prop - $9.99
This looks like a good way to get punched in the face. Actually, a disturbingly realistic intruder prop hung in the bedroom doorway as a special treat for my girlfriend looks like a good way to punched in a lot of places. And also kicked, clawed, and sent packing back to my mama's house, where...I could play the same prank all over again with a new target!
Do you think dressing the dummy up like a robber is even scarier than putting him in a pedo-hoodie like the original Peeping Creeper? I think they've made him look even more evil human too. Look at that scowl. Those sparkling blue eyes. Those British teeth. Creeee-peeee.
Now grab your jock strap and extra-thick cup, and let the fun begin!
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