Chinese Takeout Box Cookie Jar
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The contents of this Chinese takeout box could be way, way better than day-old Kung Pao Chicken. They could be big, fat, chewy chocolate chip cookies. Or peanut butter blossom cookies. Or triple devil's food caramel swirl cookies. Or gooey butter cookies. Or...
NO COOKIES?! Mama! I bought you this cookie jar with the understanding that it would be full when I come over and open it. What do you mean you just didn't feel like baking any this week? Do you think House of Hong tells me they "just didn't feel like making any Lo Mein this week" when I call for takeout? Psshh.
Do you at least have some Oreos?
The Chinese Takeout Box Cookie Jar is a 9" tall ceramic container sure to become kitchen royalty. Above the traditional Chinese pagoda on the front of the jar is the prediction, "You will eat cookies in the future and be happy."
As long as your mama feels like baking them this week.
The Chinese Takeout Box Cookie Jar is a top Dude Gift for the Kitchen pick.
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