Kung Fu Double Whips
Presumably, everybody has gotten their fill of Kung Fu Fighting. So how about for the next song we try our hands at some Kung Fu Double Whipping?
Though I'm not sure "whips" is the correct terminology for this set of ridged stainless steel rods. More like Kung Fu Double Rods. Kung Fu Double Canes. Kung Fu Double Whackers.
Everybody was kung fu whacking / Those sticks were fast attacking / And I'm not talking jacking / But skin that's blue and blacking.
The Kung Fu Double Whips have an overall length of 33" each, with a 25" striking area.
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