Gifts For Mom

Let me first say that the Gifts for Mom shown here are intended for standout moms only. Not the kind of moms who think they deserve a big fancy present just for giving birth to you. Look, Mama, I know labor is difficult and painful and all, but I'm pretty sure I experience something very similar in the bathroom every time I accept a dare to eat an entire wheel of cheese from Costco. At least at the end of your ordeal you received the gift of an immaculate baby boy. All I ever get is mild relief and a $5 payout. The point is, I'm still gonna buy you gifts, Mama, rather than expecting all gifts to be of the same Gifts for Mom caliber, you should expect each gift to be commensurate with your current (non-judgmental and financially-supportive) performance as a mother.