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This hungry, hungry hippo is gonna help you, help you out by holding, holding all your keys, phones, wallets, candies and cough drops, and other small items. And despite being a hungry, hungry hippo, since he's made of...

Only thing that could make my Old Fashioned better is a big ol' "D" lookin' at me like, "Dude!" every time I take a sip. Well, gulp, really. Dry January is nowhere to be seen in my house in 2023, and given how fast I...

My doomsday prediction for 2023: the Octopus Bananas will come for us! And since we'll all be dead or enslaved, and unable to get merch and gear to remember it by, here's an Octopus Banana Rug you can buy before the Octo-Banana-pocalypse...

Let it snow (salt)! Let it snow (paprika)! Let it snow (chili flakes)! Even better if you've got the 4 seasons or some animal friends dancing around in your spice and seasoning snow while it's coming down...

Kick back and take in the landscape with a cup of AirScape. Or rather, a cup of coffee brewed from beans and grounds stored in air- and humidity-impenetrable AirScape Storage Canister...

Don't worry, Karen, this is just Volume I of Censored Spines: Literary Kindling. I'm sure RethinkTANK will come out with many, many more editions featuring the banned likes of The Bluest Eye, Out of Darkness, All Boys...

Top-o'-the-mornin' to you, my dudes, and top-o'-the-bottle to you, my Centellino Areadivino Wine Aerator & Decanter. The Italian-made glass bauble has a cork-like base that slides right into wine bottles to perform its...

Just to clarify, it's clarity this light bulb provides? So like, a literal figurative light bulb moment? Ha! OK, Gamma Clarity. Send your 40Hz Meditation Light Bulb this dude's way...

Holiday stress and depression. Recession gloom. Anger over your favorite movies and TV shows vanishing from HBO Max. Methinks 2023 is gonna be the Year of the Pep Talk. Oh, hey, here's a Pep Talk Generator Poster to help...

I cannot pronounce the name of the ZWILLING Enfinigy Personal Blender...well, I mean, except for the "personal blender" part...but no matter. My mouth is perfectly capable of doing much better things than pronouncing...

Oooh, freshly picked olives from...your living room? If you decide to keep PlantOGram's live Frantoio Olive Container Tree indoors, yep. Freshly picked olives direct from your living room. Olive it!...

I wouldn't have named it the Dinosaur Hanukkah Menorah. I would have called it the T-Rex Dinosorah. But, I don't work for Zion Judaica Ltd, and I'm not "Margarita," the person who designed this cretaceous candle holder...

An 88-piece Champagne Bottle Balloon Kit you can inflate and use to decorate down the stairs, up the wall, arcing over the window, any which way you want?! This DIY decor looks like a job for...not this dude. Uh-uh. No...

Make Christmas spectacularly silver (-haired) and Golden (Girls) this year with a set of glass Golden Girls Christmas Ornaments. Head-to-toe you'll get Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia in moderate facial likenesses...

"Holey" isn't typically a characteristic I look for in blankets, but despite being all holey this Chunky Braided Chenille Throw Blanket still manages to look warm, inviting, and ready to go with you and give you rest...

Is that a finger wiggling around in the Well Hung Naughty Christmas Ornament, or are you just happy to...defile the Christmas tree with a mock cock & balls to get some cheap jollies?...

WohnGeist Tools has created a Luxury Cabinet of screwdrivers and wrenches, saws and hammers, drills and files, pliers and pry bars, all mounted neatly inside an elegant pear wood cabinet you may, in turn, mount on your...

Oh, Mama. Have I got a YouCopia of goodness coming your way! These FreezeUp Freezer Food Block Makers might be the best invention since the freezer itself. Do you realize you will now be able to make me, like, triple...

Get sentimental, get organized, get your goods close at hand, and then get it out of sight with Savor's The Vault line of handsome, fabric-covered book boxes...

Give your dirty dishes and unwashed produce the spa treatment with this Waterfall Kitchen Sink. The back of the stainless steel insert is fitted with a sweet twist on the sprayer, a row of tiny nozzles that eject water...

Oh how I love to read about cognitive biases to see all the ones that apply to my father-in-law, my Aunt Jan, and my black-hearted ex-girlfriend Karen...

Ho, ho, h-oh no! Santa Claus has gotten himself into a Carbonite pickle! He might survive as Han Solo did, but wasn't Han also frozen up in the stuff for, like, a year? Bad news, kids. I wouldn't waste my time with cookies...

Decorating the Christmas tree: fun, festive, and full of egg-nog-filled Moose Mugs. Un-decorating the Christmas tree: suckage. Usually accompanied by tedious ornament wrapping, a few broken ornaments, string light bulb...

This fetching Multi-Colored New York Dinner Knife Set is for everyone on your holiday gift list who doesn't wish for silver and gold...cutlery. The collection includes 7* serrated knives, each a completely different bold...