Outdoors

Grill Pinz

$25.99 Amazon »

With Grill Pinz you can Bacon! Wrap! Everything! Neatly, with ease, and without panic that a piece of precious pork fat will unfurl or fall through your grill grates during flipping or removal...

Kerye Folding Hand Saw

$15.99 Amazon »

How do you pronounce "Kerye," the name of this folding hand saw? I sure hope, in a nod to Mister Mister, it's "Keer-ee." As in, Kerye eleison down the road that I must travel / Kerye eleison through the darkness of the...

Water Rocket Sprinkler Toy

$22.99 Amazon »

No combustion during this rocket's blastoff, just a five-foot plume of cool water from the garden hose, ready for some summertime fun. The water rocket toy is part spaceship sprinkler, part StratoLauncher, made to keep...

TowelMaid Outdoor Towel & Pool Toy Storage Racks

$149.99 - $169.99 Amazon »

A TowelMaid outdoor towel and pool toy storage rack may not be very exciting in and of itself, but what a TowelMaid indicates - that you have outdoor towels and pool toys that need to be stored, because you actually have...

LED Air Cube Tent

$1,750 - $2,750 Amazon »

White in the light, disco in the night! The makers of the LED Air Cube Tent sum up its appeal nicely: "Fancy and stunning to attract people's eyeballs."...

WorkPod Lite Backyard Room

$14,900 - $18,500 Autonomous »

Those of you whose: kids won't (can't afford to) move out of your house; partners now work from home; teenager (wrongly) believes they're the next Kenny G; or in-laws and extended family feel like your casa is their casa...

Corn on the Cob Grilling Basket

$19.99 Amazon »

Corral a quad of cobs with the Corn on the Cob Grilling Basket from Charcoal Companion. It has a nonstick coating on its wire cage, and a sturdy hardwood handle to make cooking your golden boys a little more controlled...

GardenGlide Garden Tote & Transporter

Sold Out Amazon »

Yes, your kid...or your friend Cornelius...is definitely going to want to be your first haul on the GardenGlide Garden Tote & Transporter. Your Mini Me may want to sit inside the included 20-gallon red TubTrug, but Cornelius...

Toja Grid DIY Hammock Kits

$1,180 - $2,236 Toja Grid »

Whether you prefer your hammock open to the sky, with a top shade sail, with a back or side shade sail, or with a pair of shade sails to custom install to your shade and privacy needs, Toja Grid has options for all of...

Skotch Kooler Portable Grill

$185 Amazon »

If you think plaid is rad and Scotch design is top notch design (though I think it's probably Scottish style / top nottish design) have a looksee at Skotch Kooler's Portable Grill. It's a bucket o' BBQ that burns wood...

PVC Stitch Liquid Patch

$15.99 Amazon »

Rafters, divers, general outdoorsmen (and ladies), people who float in the pool, vegan leatherheads, and houseguests who find a leak in their air mattress, PVC Stitch Liquid Patch was made for you. The repair serum is...

Sparkling Sprinkles Champagne-Shaped Sprinkler

$33 Amazon »

Can I interest you in some Sparkling Sprinkles, a Champagne-shaped sprinkler and mister that could have also been called Bubbly Cock & Balls?...

RMP MOwok Collapsible Cooking Grill

$299.95 Amazon »

Need MOwok in your life? Check out this collapsible propane cooking grill / griddle from RMP. The powder-coated steel base - with bitchin' flame cutouts - supports an 18" steel disc with stainless steel handles RMP designed...

Wooden Hammock Swing

$509.19 - $613.95 Etsy »

Is this Wooden Hammock Swing from Hi Home Decor giving anyone else Indiana Jones vibes? Or at least Indiana Jones Cat Bridge vibes? Good thing the handmade tree swing is for lounging, napping, and swaying supine in the...

Nocs Standard Issue Waterproof Binoculars

$95 Amazon »

In the past, I've spoken of Nocs' monocular telescope, the Zoom Tube, with much admiration. And I still think it's a nifty little lightweight tool for viewing from afar. But if you happen to have two eyes...or just happen...

Star Wars Folding Picnic & Camping Tables

$88.09 - $191.82 Amazon »

Jedis, Siths, droids, and whatever the H-E-Double-Lightsabers Yodas and Grogus are can all grab some burgers and dogs, take a seat on one of these Star Wars-themed picnic / camping tables, and battle it out with their...

Kenmore 3-Burner Gas BBQ Grill

$341.51 - $431.10 Amazon »

Kenmore's 3-Burner Gas BBQ Grills look like they came right out of the soda fountain. No, wait, The Peach Pit. No...Don Draper's backyard BBQ? All that to say, they have a snazzy, retro look, thanks to panels in colors...

Coleman Cooler Quad Chair

$32.05 Amazon »

While rooting around a cooler full of melting ice, and emerging with a cryogenically frozen hand that can hardly grip the beer it went in for, while the rest of your body nearly combusts from the scorching summer heat...

Inflatable Tanning Tub & Pool Float

$45.99 Amazon »

This tub-like inflatable as a pool float - whatever. There are a million pool floats and loungers out there, and if you're already at a swimming pool, who cares if your float can hold 6" of water? But on the balcony of...

Clean Water Fun Garden Hose Filter

$39.95 Amazon »

Remove chlorine, chloramines, and other chemicals to have some clean clater clun...er, clean water fun, with this garden hose filter...

OtO Smart Automatic Lawn & Garden Sprinkler

$339 OtO Lawn »

OtO is an above-ground smart automatic lawn and garden irrigation system. Which is to say, a high-tech, low-effort, fancy-pants sprinkler you control with your phone...

CIVIVI Precision Tweezers

$26.50 Amazon »

CIVIVI's Precision Tweezers request entry into your first aid and survival kits with the promise of a surgeon's accuracy, a ballerina's finesse, a strongman's durability, Hugh Jackman's versatility, and Mick Jagger's...

GrillBee Flat Stainless Steel Kabob Skewers

Sold Out Amazon »

These GrillBee Stainless Steel Kabob Skewers are long, flat, and ready to spear. And honestly, they look like a safety hazard from tip to shaft to...well, OK. I guess the hilt seems relatively benign. Yes, yes, I'm sure...

Mid-Century Wood Shop Birdhouses

$245 - $1,699 Etsy »

Sorry, birds, I know any one of these mid-century modern birdhouses from Mid-Century Wood Shop would be your dream home, but I myself live in a condo because I can't afford a house. So unless you start contributing, round...