$39.95 Amazon »

Occlusion training, and the bands that facilitate it, is for all the lightweights out there. As in the plates, bars, dumbbells, and kettlebells that are physically on the lighter side. Originally termed KAATSU training by Yoshiaki Sato, the Japanese doctor who developed the method, occlusion training... [ Read more ▸ ]

Heavy Duty Tool Backpack

$54.99 Amazon »

A tool bag for your favorite tool mule. UUP has overhauled this traditional backpack into the handyman's ultimate companion. The heavy-duty bag is made of 1680D Oxford fabric with reinforced stitching, and is fitted with...

Cast Iron Shrimp Grill & Serving Pan

$26.21 Amazon »

Use this cast iron shrimp grill and serving pan to cook shrimp on the barbie, and you'll have a much better chance of eating shrimp off the barbie. The sturdy slab has cutouts for up to 22 jumbo shrimp, which it says...

Sunset Projection Lamp

$19.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

How do you like your sunsets? Orange? Red? Up against the wall of your bedroom? Beaming their fiery rays across your two cats sitting at the piano alongside a portrait you're painting of your dog? Check, check, check...

JYX Portable Karaoke Machine

$71.99 - $99.99 Amazon »

And my wife thought my rendition of "O Holy Night" sounded good in the shower. Wait 'til she gets a load of my high B-flat on a JYX Portable Karaoke Machine...

UnHide Shleepy Faux Fur Wearable Blanket

$99 Amazon »

UnHide, you had me at "Shleepy." The perfect mush-mouth word not only for a faux fur wearable blanket, but to describe my general state of being, and what I say I am before telling my wife I want to shnuggle...

Chunky Braided Chenille Throw Blanket

$23.39 - $109.99 Amazon »

"Holey" isn't typically a characteristic I look for in blankets, but despite being all holey this Chunky Braided Chenille Throw Blanket still manages to look warm, inviting, and ready to go with you and give you rest...

Socket Fanlight

$25.90 Amazon »

A ceiling fan, plus an LED light, that installs in seconds by screwing into your existing ceiling light socket?! Damn, Socket Fanlight, talk about a real cool light bulb moment!...

Microwave Ramen Cooker

$7.99 - $9.99 Amazon »

This Microwave Ramen Cooker is all that and a bag of shrimp chips. The complete and compact set starts with a big cylindrical soup bowl on the bottom, nestles a colander / draining bowl in the middle, and tops it off...

Chef'n Cob Corn Stripper

$7.81 Amazon »

This Cob Corn Stripper (not to be confused with a lady in a cornfield on a Hitch 'Er Up Stripper Pole) better work damn good, and without making a mess, because despite my rant last week about breaking up ground beef...

Sweet Spot Instant Ice Cream Maker

$46.73 Amazon »

The Sweet Spot Instant Ice Cream Maker is basically the creamy dairy treat version of the slushie maker I used every weekend at my grandma's house as a kid. But here, to accommodate the flash-freezing of your cream and...

Ceramic Butter Crock for Fresh, Spreadable Butter

$19.99 - $20.99 Amazon »

Ceramic butter crocks store your butter fresh without refrigeration, so you'll always have smooth and spreadable churned moo juice set right on your countertop...

AeroPress Coffee & Espresso Maker

$37.50 - $71.96 Amazon »

Brew a double espresso or 10-ounce cup of coffee right into your favorite mug in around 60 seconds with the AeroPress. Want a double double (I know, the cool kids call it a "quad") or enough to fill a 20-ounce mug? The...

Skull Shaver

$99.96 Amazon »

To raze or not to raze, that is the balding man's question. And thankfully it's one my lush bonsai tree of locks and I will never have to answer. But for the Thinners and Receders out there, plus anyone who just digs...

Magnetic Wristband

$9.99 Amazon »

This magnetic wristband is for handymen, seamstresses, tinkerers, and people digging lost assembly parts from Christmas morning out of the carpet to use in their maker / builder / cleaner-upper pursuits. The adjustable...

Portable Door Lock

$9.49 Amazon »

The Add-A-Lock does one better than the portable intruder alarm: it won't just alert you when your one night stand tries to sneak back into your bedroom to sucker you into a committed, long-term relationship during which...

Denim Bikinis

$25.41 - $29.89 Amazon »

You might look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Hot." I, however, look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Don't forget the Redneck Boot Sandals, ladies!" Don't get me wrong, I too find them...reasonably attractive...

Savor The Vault Organizational & Keepsake Boxes

$44.95 - $164.90 Amazon »

Get sentimental, get organized, get your goods close at hand, and then get it out of sight with Savor's The Vault line of handsome, fabric-covered book boxes...

Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager

$79.95 - $109.95 Amazon »

Feel the benefits...and the torture...of foam rolling from anywhere with the Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager. You can even focus the brutality on forearms and triceps, calves and inner thighs, and other arm and leg areas that...

Women's Lace Kimono Robe

$18.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

A little bit of kimono for the lady wearing this sexy lace robe, a lot of kimoano for the dude who sees her in it. These Kimono Robes stimulate, seduce, and bring up the boners, but with flowing butterfly sleeves and...

HVAC Register Booster Fan

$47.18 - $68.99 Amazon »

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the AC VIVOHOME HVAC Register Booster Fan. It's a quiet fan system with an LCD display, smart thermostat control, and customizable fan speeds that looks and fits in place like your...

Shargeek See-Through Portable Charger

$98.99 - $169 Amazon »

I see what you're doing here, Shargeek. I mean, it's hard not to with the see-through shell around your STORM2 portable power bank revealing all its inner workings and charging capabilities...

VentaPak Backpack Spacer for Ventilation

$37.29 - $44.90 Amazon »

Vent your packin' back with VentaPak. The lightweight backpack spacer, made to attach to your existing backpack, creates some literal breathing room between your skin and your load to help keep you cooler as you mule...

VoChill Personal Wine Chiller

$42.46 - $49.95 Amazon »

Ah, the times my wife has gone to chill out with a glass of wine only to find her wine is not chilled*. But now, hero husband that I am, I can give her this personal wine chiller and be all, "Yo, chill. Here's a VoChill."...