Heinz Ketchup Packet Roller

$5.70 Heinz »

On the one hand, the Heinz Packet Roller is encouraging us not to make a mess and waste ketchup. How very tidy and eco-conscious of them. But on the other, when you have to invent a gadget - however tongue-in-cheek and...

Sandgrain Studio Minimalist Movie & TV Show Posters

$35 - $80 Etsy »

Sandgrain Studio's artistic interpretations of prized scenes and images from beloved movies and TV shows has brought us an extensive collection of posters that are modern, minimalist, and subtle. They're kind of in contrast...

E114: What Is This Thing?

$4.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 114 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

GardenSharp Garden Tool Sharpener

$10.99 Amazon »

Wait, is the reason I loathe doing yard work at my mama's house that all of her garden tools and lawnmower blades are dull? If I use the GardenSharp tool sharpener, will these tasks suddenly turn from dreaded chores into...

LIFEID Medical Alert Bracelet

$29.99 Amazon »

The LIFEID Medical Alert Bracelet isn't the sexiest piece of jewelry I've ever seen, but neither is your fitness tracker. And, hey, neither is dying because the first responders trying to save your life after a car crash...

Micro Arcade Oregon Trail Game

$19.99 Amazon »

Get ready to die of a little dysentery with Micro Arcade's miniature Oregon Trail game. It's all the fun, disease, and starvation of a covered-wagon road trip condensed into a handheld console the size of a credit card...

Q-Swiper BBQ Grill Cleaner

$15.99 Amazon »

For every delicious thing that comes hot off the grill, there is a not-so-delicious thing that stays hot on the grill. Blackened, crusty, and caked to the grates. And that's the Q-Swiper BBQ Grill Cleaner's favorite part...

Minimal Precision Hand Coffee Grinder

$135 Amazon »

Wait, I have to do all the work myself, and you cost how much, Minimal Precision Hand Coffee Grinder? I feel a hand cramp and some buyer's remorse coming on...

Noku Canvas Modular, Self-Watering Planter

$49 - $399 Shirinoku »

No green thumb or shelf space required for the Noku Canvas, a modular, self-watering planter collection you can arrange on your wall in any hex-based design you fancy...

Dalstrong Shadow Black Series Kitchen Knives

$69.99 - $299.99 Amazon »

As if kitchen knives weren't intimidating enough on their own*, Dalstrong created their Shadow Black Series of kitchen knives. So now I can pair what they call a "menacing design" with the high probability that I will...

LEGO Super Mario 64 Question Mark Block

$169.99 LEGO »

If you thought beating Super Mario 64 was hard to beat, get ready to try to conquer LEGO's new 2,064-piece Super Mario 64 Question Mark Block build. It might feel a little like banging your head against a...question mark...

Freddy Krueger Fire Pit

$1,491.09 Etsy »

One, two, Freddy's coming for you...if you can afford him. And afford the whopping 66- to 70-week wait time Freddy Krueger Fire Pit maker Burned By Design needs to hand build this horrifying...yet glorious...yet really...

Restless Rocking Chair

Turn yourself into a life-size, real-life Weeble with the Restless Rocking Chair, a whimsical piece of kinetic furniture from Czech designer Karel Matejka. Though termed a "rocking chair" for simplicity, the Restless...

Session Goods Designer Stash Jar & Ashtray

To their designer smoking line Session Goods has added designer...storage, if you will. The new Stash Jar and Ashtray have the same handsome, minimalist design as the company's bong, pipe, and one hitter, and provide...

Portable Folding Toilet

$39.99 Amazon »

Flying poop? Not cool. Pooping on the fly? So...well, maybe not cool per se, but certainly useful. Especially when you can whip out a Portable Folding Toilet on your hiking or camping trip, or when Montezuma decides to...

Happy Ride Backseat Dog Zipline

$15.95 Amazon »

The Happy Ride Backseat Dog Zipline endeavors to restrain your puppers during car rides without completely constraining them...

Monthly Knife Club

$10 - $119 Monthly Knife Club »

Monthly Knife Club is for sportsmen and women, lovers of the outdoors, budding knife collectors, and all of us who already have enough cured meat, Japanese candy, and adult toys from our other subscription box services...

MastaPlasta Instant Leather Repair Patch

$12.50 Amazon »

The bad news is when you use a MastaPlasta Instant Leather Repair Patch to repair a tear or gouge in your leather...instantly...it's still going to look like a leather repair patch. Like the fabric ones your mama used...

Sleepout Portable Blackout Curtain

$89 - $319 Sleepout »

Blackouts and blacking out typically carry negative connotations, but they are responsible for a better experience during one event: bedtime. Sleepout is a portable blackout curtain its creators say installs over any...

Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Prosthetic

$12.40 Etsy »

COVID and serial killers have made jigsaw puzzles so popular! The latter, John Kramer from the Saw film series, is the real inspiration behind this Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Prosthetic from Etsy shop Locked in the Cellar, but...

Giraffe Desk Lamp

$59.99 Amazon »

Giraffe Desk Lamp, you had me at first glance, but I have to ask: why the green shade? I feel like you'd look even more girafferific with an illuminated head made out of the same ash wood as your body. Or at least some...

Dan Schaub Designs Masks

$300 - $999 Etsy »

Whether you're going for Boo! or Bow down! Dan Schaub's intricate, breathtaking deity masks will make terrified trick-or-treaters or mesmerized loyal subjects out of all who see you wearing one...

Beautiful Cities of the World by Trey Ratcliff

Add some NFbeauTy to your collection with a bid on Trey Ratcliff's Beautiful Cities of the World. The Smithsonian-featured fine artist has traditionally worked in physical artwork, selling pieces to myriad types of collectors...

E113: What Is This Thing?

$24.95 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 113 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...