Banana Phone

$39.99 Amazon »

A wise person once said, "There are two types of phones in this world - boring phones, and Banana Phone!" No wait, scratch that. A bananas person once said, There are two types of phones in this world - boring phones...

Offensive Crayons

If your favorite pastime is being offended, or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons...

Fifty buckaroos is the peak of my list of 17 gifts for $50 or less, but when I say frugal generosity, I mean it. You're not going to be browsing through 16 products priced at $49.99 and one at an even $50. There are plenty of finds here in the twenties and thirties, and even a few in the high teens...

Brass Crocodile Clip

$59 Amazon »

Place your trust in the double-jointed jaw of the crocodile, and it will clamp down on your belt loop, your backpack strap, or your friend Cornelius' nose on a dare with an uncompromising 3,700 pounds per square inch...

Designer Bong by Session Goods

Dudes, your Black Friday Session is in session. This holiday season, save big on Session Goods' designer bongs, pipes, and smoking accessories with the following codes:...

The casual athlete appreciates sporting goods for the goods they bring with them: good friends; good booze; good energy; and good times. My roundup of 17 sporting goods gifts for 2021 keeps these 4 goods in mind over all else...

18 Gifts You Won't See on Every Other Gift Guide

Earbuds, e-readers, the latest iPhone, tents and sleeping bags, slippers and bathrobes, that ultra-modern-looking matte black tea kettle, that ultra-modern-looking shiny bronze watering can - I've seen them on every holiday...

Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition

$79.99 Amazon »

In honor of the spankin, bitchin', cheesy-poof-eatin' new "South Park: Post COVID" special coming out on Thanksgiving, here's an old South Park take on an even older game: Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition...

Burls Belt Buckle Knife & Belt

Nothing burlier, or Burl-ier, than a Burls Belt Buckle Knife. The craftsman-designed accessory has got both your pants and your back covered, with it 8- to 9-ounce full grain bridle leather construction also housing a...

No take backs becomes no give backs when we get to the most festive parties of the holiday season: white elephant gift exchanges. And these 18 white elephant gifts guarantee not to disappoint...at least in the sense that they'll most likely disappoint the person when ends up stuck with them...

VoChill Personal Wine Chiller

$44.99 Amazon »

Ah, the times my wife has gone to chill out with a glass of wine only to find her wine is not chilled*. But now, hero husband that I am, I can give her this personal wine chiller and be all, "Yo, chill. Here's a VoChill."...

Joseph Joseph Titan Trash Can & Compactor

$159.97 - $204.99 Amazon »

Joseph Joseph's Titan Trash Can & Compactor is one of the coolest low-tech gadgets I've seen all year. Maybe even on the all-time list, up there with the Naomi Spring Nutcracker. Presuming it works as shown in the video...

The Dark Knot Men's Ties & Accessories

The Dark Knot is a men's tie and accessory retailer, a subscription service, and an online consultant for aspiring gentlemen of style. In other words, if you know a dude who's currently the Before version of Steve Carell...

BOGO Khonsu Clock Lamp

$299 Articture »

I don't know what the "BOGO" in the BOGO Khonsu Clock Lamp means, but I'm betting it's not "Buy One Get One." That would be nice, though, because then I could give one of the design-y designs as a gift to someone worthy...

Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap (NSFW)

$6.95 Etsy »

The Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap says, "Dude, you have the nicest teeth I've ever come across."...

Rosephoria Beauty & The Beast Dome

Certain as the sun / Rising in the east / No lady won't love / A rose that doesn't go deceased. The Beauty and The Beast Dome from Rosephoria is a stunning display of an everlasting rose, and your everlasting love for...

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing

$13.49 Amazon »

I wonder if Joe Pera and Joe Bennett created A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape in a moment of actual hangin' in the bathroom to avoid social interactions, work drama...

Adults can't keep their fingers of out the gifts for kids pie no matter what the toy or gadget is - I mean, someone has to fight with the packaging and conquer the assembly - but when I say I've found 16 gifts for kids the adults will end up playing with, I mean 16 gifts for kids the adults will...

Rip 'N Sip Ski Suit

$224.95 - $249.95 Amazon »

Tipsy Elves, makers of the Rip 'N Sip Ski Suit, sells them with a warning: "Caution: These ski suits may cause hand fatigue from excessive high fives." But I disagree. Based on the snow onesie's nod to the paper cup print...

My 21 outdoor gifts for 2021 aren't all just for the outdoorsy types on your holiday shopping list. Many are gift-ready for dudes or ladies who simply, on occasion, step outside. For example, my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power isn't into camping or hiking or participating in activities involving...

Slice Box Cutter

$18.99 Amazon »

The Slice Box Cutter might not be on your holiday wish or gift-giving list this year because you or your recipients want one, per se, but it might be good to throw it on there anyway. With around $225 billion of holiday...

Fleece Animal Headband Headlamps

$18.99 Amazon »

Bear, Deer, Fox, and Wolf light the way for your little one as they don one of these fleece animal headband headlamps from Sun Company. The WildLight Headband Headlamps for kids keep the heat in on cold nights with a...

My 19-course collection of food gifts for 2021 isn't just a meal of highfalutin foods for foodies, it's a meal of things that make you go Mmm even if you're just a normal human being who likes to consume food. Or cook with it. Or, in the case of Pampshade lamps made from real baked bread, decorate...

A Visual Learner's Guide to Being a Grown-Up

$12.79 Amazon »

Tables, lists, and charts. Yep, those all sound like boring grown-up things. But wait! These are tables, lists, and charts from the mind of Matt Shirley. Tables, lists, and charts created, consolidated, and collated into...