Bridge Lamp

Now here's a lamp that really bridges the gap between art and functional lighting. Mark Mitchell's Bridge Lamp will obviously look outstanding running across your desktop or work table. But the designer says it will also...

Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths

$12.99 Amazon »

Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths is described as a "medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb." Huh? Medium-spicy? What are we dealing with here, horoscopic hogwash or Thai food?...

Aromatherapy for Parrots

$15.99 Amazon »

Aromatherapy for Parrots. Um...what? Is this real life? As if aromatherapy for humans weren't enough of a joke, now we need the ultimate guide to smelling your way to calm and happiness for, for birds? No wait, not even...

Zero Breeze Mark 2 Portable, Off-Grid Air Conditioner

$999 Zero Breeze »

Ahhh, nothing better than getting out of the city in the summer. Nothing more relaxing than a few days in the mountains, a trip to a national park, an RV adventure to wherever the winding road takes you. These days, as...

Magpie Bilateral Laser Distance Meter

$149.30 Amazon »

Imagine having to move nine times across a room to measure it, and then imagine having to move zero times across a room to measure it. Oh how much faster and more efficiently will you measure the room! And oh how many...

FITLY Minimalist Running Pack

$59 - $79 Amazon »

While I maintain a policy of running only in emergency situations, such as being about to miss a flight, or beating people who look like they're headed into the same line or restaurant I am, I do understand others run...

RM UP-01 Ferrari Ultra-Flat Watch

$1.8 million Richard Mille »

Ultra-flat and ultra-light aren't typically words you'd use to describe a Ferrari, but the RM UP-01 Ferrari Watch still manages to capture the spirit of the brand with its other ultras. An ultra-groundbreaking design...

TopKnife Laguiole Folding Steak Knife

$27.99 Amazon »

You just never know when you're going to need a fancy French steak knife to cut a porterhouse or a ribeye on the fly. In my life, anyway, I can hardly walk down the street without neighbors and shopkeepers thrusting delectable...

KiTiDOT Red Dot Laser Pointer Cat Collar

$24.99 Amazon »

There are fun cat toys. There are frustrating cat toys. There are evil cat toys. And then there's the KiTiDOT red dot laser pointer cat collar. A collar with a built-in projector of a perpetually un-pounceable red dot...

Cold Steel Gunstock War Club

$52.82 Amazon »

Cold Steel calls their Gunstock War Club "culturally significant." It's a replica based on American Indians' 16th century war clubs, themselves modeled after the rifle stocks of European settlers, which the natives observed...

NUDE Breath & Gut Mints

$27.99 - $38.99 Amazon »

Freshen your dry, acrid mouth, plus the churning belly action causing it, with NUDE Breath & Gut Mints. The dual-action pellets promise to relieve your body and its exhales of mask breath, coffee breath, odiferous food...

Mini Knife Set

$16.99 Amazon »

This Mini Knife Set probably won't be your most useful piece of EDC, unless your goal with EDC is to be able to whip out implements that make the ladies go, Awww. ... Uh, implements not permanently attached to your body...

Clone-A-Willy Penis & Balls Molding Kit

$66.21 Amazon »

And you thought you had run out of good ideas for date night. The Clone-A-Willy Penis & Balls Molding Kit will put your relationship skills to the testes, requiring both partners to perform dick moves to assist one in...

Screaming Aztec Death Whistle

$34.95 Amazon »

How have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? In all my efforts to exact revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, in all my attempts to prank my friend Cornelius, in all my ploys to convince my mother-in-law our...

Fat Belly Mug

$29.88 Amazon »

Coffee and muffin...top, anyone? This Fat Belly Mug is described as "cute," and I guess that's true, if you're into the dad bod look. Admittedly, it is also very cute 'n' clever that the handle of the mug is formed by...

VELVEETA Veltini Kit - DIY Cheese Martini

$49.95 Goldbelly »

Of all the gross applications of otherwise fine foods, the VELVEETA Veltini Kit is definitely...one of the better ones. Cheese, olives, vodka, vermouth, and, and Jumbo VELVEETA Shells & Cheese?! I mean, sure, it looks...

The Chef's Press

$19 - $31 The Chef's Press »

The Chef's Press helps you smash your way to the perfect burger, and impress your dinner party guests with pristine criss-crossing grill marks on your chicken breasts and eggplant sides. Chef Bruce Hill created The Chef's...

LEGO Atari 2600

$239.99 LEGO »

Assembling the 2,532 bricks of this LEGO Atari 2600 building set is going to take, like, 17 hours. AKA the record number I logged for a single day of playing Asteroids when I was 12...

Rocket 30-in-1 Multi-Tool

It's called the Rocket because it has enough tools to build you a spaceship to Mars! ... No, not really. But the Rocket 30-in-1 Multi-Tool from Tekto Gear does pack a galactic number of implements into a Pluto-sized package...

Glass Knuckles Smoking Pipe

$34 Etsy »

Get a grip on your puff-puff-pastime - a real solid grip with this Glass Knuckles Smoking Pipe. Lightweight and made especially for a 5-fingered grip, the pipe gives smokers two options for their inhalation pleasure:...

Freeze Dried Pepperoni Pizza

$10 Etsy »

Wood-fired pizza ovens, I see your 800-degree temperatures and crispy crusts, and raise you minus-100-degree temperatures and crispy crusts, crispy cheese, crispy pepperoni, and crispy tomato sauce! Freeze Dried Pepperoni...

Indian eFTR Hooligan 1.2 e-Bike

$3,999.99 Indian Motorcycle »

Despite Indian Motorcyle's best aesthetic efforts, the Indian eFTR Hooligan 1.2 e-Bike still looks more like a bicycle than a motorcycle, but hey. At least you don't need a license to ride one. You'll get a few other...

Lucas' Papaw Ointment

$18.60 Amazon »

Don't worry, no grandpas were harmed in the making of Lucas' Papaw Ointment. In fact, the do-it-all skin treatment contains no grandpa parts at all, just natural, antibacterial, antimicrobial, Queensland-grown papaya...

Blokaloks Interlocking Modular Walls & Room Dividers

Blokalok-a, Blokalok-a, whoomp! There it is! A whole wall where, a mere 5 minutes ago, there was none. Blokaloks are a series of bloks that interlock to form modular walls and room dividers. Blok assembly is simple and...