Fitness

Acumobility Ultimate Back Roller

$59.95 Amazon »

The Acumobility Ultimate Back Roller is a somewhat intimidating bumpy wheel designed to release tension in the back, and reverse the unhealthy flexed, restricted state the spine tends to fall into from poor posture and...

The Friendly Swede Zipper Sweatband

$14.99 Amazon »

Zippered sweatbands, just another friendly gesture from your Friendly Swede. These sweat-catching wrist and ankle elastics come in sets of two, each with a lined pouch for storing keys, bills, credit cards, or even your...

Coros PACE GPS Multi-Sport Smartwatch

$199.99 Amazon »

The PACE GPS Multi-Sport Smartwatch from Coros is for all you go-getter athletes and triathletes, heptathletes and decathletes, and Netflix binge watchers who want to know what kind of altitude and heart rate change you...

Phone Storage Water Bottle

$44.99 Amazon »

If your workout allows for carrying or keeping a water bottle nearby, I'm sure it also allows for a separate place to stash your phone and other personal items. But if you can combine the two, and keep everything together...

ClimbStation Climbing Wall Treadmill

Uh, is the ClimbStation climbing wall treadmill a sporting good or a nightmare? A fun way to stay fit and simulate rock climbing indoors, or the conveyor belt of vertical horror in the REM sleep I can't wake up from?...

EMS Butt Toner & Hip Trainer

$34 Amazon »

I smell a ssssssnake. In oil form. Please don't buy an EMS butt toner and hip trainer with the expectation that it's going to give you an ass like the lade in the above image. Actually, don't buy an EMS (that's electrical...

Tracer360 Illuminated & Reflective Vest

$59.95 Amazon »

Ride safely, and rave brightly, my friends. The Tracer360 is an athletic vest designed to provide 360-degree illumination, reflectivity, and fluorescence. It has 6 user-controlled solid LED colors - red, blue, purple...

Chair Gym - The Total Body Workout

$144.95 Amazon »

Oh boy, Dad, this one's for you. The Chair Gym appears to express no irony in calling itself an all-in-on total body workout system that's "great for all fitness levels." I would add, particularly the fitness levels who...

WalkingPad Slim, Folding Treadmill

$499 Amazon »

Flat white, flat iron steak, flat earth, flat treadmill. Hooray for flat! And the WalkingPad treadmill's slim design isn't even the coolest thing about it. This piece of home (or office) gym equipment is also foldable...

My Pen is Huge Golf Towel

$25.95 Amazon »

You may have shot a 70 on the golf course last weekend, but, but my pen is huge! Look at your tiny little pencil d-...oodler next to my big fat co-...lor scribbler...

EdgeCross X Home & Portable Gym

$194.99 Amazon »

The EdgeCross X, a home and portable gym consisting of a handled barbell, balance wheel, and resistance bands, says it can provide a total body workout that will rip you like an Olympic athlete in just 10 minutes per...

Gaiam Restore Finger Massager

$8.99 Amazon »

I don't know, that dude sticking his thumb inside the Gaiam Restore Finger Massager looks a little questionable. Maybe not quite as ill-advised as me sticking my hand down the garbage disposal to retrieve food I didn't...

Sauna Rocket Home Steam Sauna Kit

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Well, the Sauna Rocket certainly isn't going to class up your living room lookin' all HAZMAT ready, but, for a home steam sauna kit, I guess the price is right. Setup and space requirements don't look too bad wither...

PocketBands - Key Pocket Runner's Wristband

Discontinued

Pocketbands come in handy - or rather, wristy - for runners, hikers, and others on the move who want to travel light and leave their world behind, but also need to travel with they keys and means to get back into that...

Assault Fitness AirRunner

$3,549.99 Amazon »

Go from 11MPH to 0MPH to the couch in 2 seconds flat with the AirRunner treadmill trainer. From Assault Fitness, who also make the CrossFit-loved AirBike, the AirRunner runs on human power. Your movement gets the belt...

Plexus Wheel Sport for Muscle & Back Pain Relief

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The Plexus Wheel Sport digs deep. And that's probably what you're going to have to do too to sustain the initial discomfort you'll feel pressing on and rolling along these easers of the back pain, and relaxers of the...

KettleBaby - Turn Your Kid into a Fitness Tool

$60 KettleBaby »

KettleBaby has determined you don't need to spend a wad on web-connected bikes and treadmills, on-demand workout subscriptions, or VR trainers built into your mirror to get a stellar home workout. You just need to have...

Flyby Fuel - Hydration & Hangover Electrolyte Solution

$14.99 Amazon »

Flyby adds some Fuel to its rough-night-recovery efforts with a 100% natural electrolyte concentrate that delivers rapid hydration to the cells of ye with hangovers, plus the health-conscious who are more disciplined...

InfinityBall 4-Speed Vibrating Massage Ball

$39.95 Amazon »

I don't know why Nextrino decided a lacrosse ball, a foam roller, and a vibrator needed to meet, but with their InfinityBall 4-speed vibrating massage ball, that is indeed the introduction and co-mingling the company...

Hydrow Live Outdoor Reality Rowing Machine

$1,999 - $2,599 Hydrow »

With on-demand fitness classes enjoying a run as the hot trend in home workouts, the Hydrow rowing machine follows the Peloton bike template of offering up on-demand and live rowing experiences on a precision-engineered...

Gorilla Bow Portable Home Gym

$199.99 Amazon »

If the R3BAR AlphaPro doesn't have enough curves to fit your type of strength and conditioning tool, check out the Gorilla Bow. Another portable home gym that incorporates resistance bands for muscle building, the Gorilla...

BaseBlocks Portable Fitness Trainer

$169.99 BaseBlocks »

Hey, BaseBlocks seem cool. I've been looking for ways to practice falling on my face and taking hunks of wood to the crotch. Just like a gymnast in training!...

Jacob's Ladder Gronk Edition Step Machine

$3,999.99 Amazon »

I was surprised to learn that calling this Jacob's Ladder step machine the "Gronk Edition" doesn't mean Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski agreed to another paid endorsement deal. It means the entire Gronkowski family...

R3BAR AlphaPro Strength & Conditioning Tool

$209.99 Amazon »

The fact that the R3BAR AlphaPro looks like a really fun piece of exercise equipment probably means every rep of every which way you use the strength and conditioning tool is going be pure torture. But maybe you're an...